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Posted on 12/24/17 at 6:12 pm to tiger chaser
I keep coming back to this thread hoping OP will update that he saved the day and made sure everyone had turkey and a merry christmas
Posted on 12/24/17 at 6:15 pm to Tridentds
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When I get in from my Christmas morning duck hunt I will make a big drink and watch the turkey clusterfrick unfold.
Ah, the Joy of Family at Christmas
Merry Christmas
Posted on 12/24/17 at 6:31 pm to TigerDonk
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Honeybaked ftw
One summer in college I worked with two guys whose previous job had been at Honeybaked Ham. Said they would never eat one of those again.
Posted on 12/24/17 at 6:37 pm to theenemy
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Instead of helping correct the problem you are relishing in watching someone fail and then you are gonna try and be the hero with your boudin and ham.
I mean it is his mother in law.
Posted on 12/24/17 at 7:21 pm to elprez00
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I mean it is his mother in law.
Defining moment:
[ ] Good Son-in-law
[X] Dick that her daughter married
Posted on 12/24/17 at 7:37 pm to Oilfieldbiology
Where you shooting ducks in the morning? Halls Bayou?
Posted on 12/25/17 at 3:49 pm to Marlo Stanfield
Bump for update 
This post was edited on 12/25/17 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 12/25/17 at 5:51 pm to prplhze2000
He should keep us a-breast of developments.
Posted on 12/25/17 at 5:57 pm to Tiger in Texas
I don't understand why the MIL is getting such a pass here. She's a moron.
Posted on 12/25/17 at 6:05 pm to Tridentds
i'm guessing she managed to thaw it and cook it up, and there will be no update.
even some of the biggest idiots know how to google "how to thaw a turkey fast"
even some of the biggest idiots know how to google "how to thaw a turkey fast"
Posted on 12/25/17 at 6:31 pm to emboslice
Bump number 2. My guess is he doesn't wasn't to out himself as the idiot SIL. Could be wrong, but.....
Posted on 12/25/17 at 7:27 pm to tiger chaser
Yeah, I don’t understand OP. I forgot to get the 15 lbs brisket out of the freezer until yesterday morning. Threw it in the bathtub with cold water for 5 hours and it was ready for the smoker when I needed it to be last night.
Posted on 12/25/17 at 7:46 pm to colorchangintiger
You didn’t bleach the tub before you put the brisket in did you, nasty arse
Posted on 12/25/17 at 7:51 pm to colorchangintiger
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Yeah, I don’t understand OP. I forgot to get the 15 lbs brisket out of the freezer until yesterday morning. Threw it in the bathtub with cold water for 5 hours and it was ready for the smoker when I needed it to be last night.
Turkeys take much longer to thaw. Last month i put a frozen 15 lb turkey in a brine soak to kill two birds at once (thaw and brine). After 15 hours it was still frozen
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Threw it in the bathtub
Gross
This post was edited on 12/25/17 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 12/26/17 at 6:59 pm to Houma Sapien
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Threw it in the bathtub
Gross
it was vacuum sealed you dolts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 7:02 pm to colorchangintiger
quote:Why would a bathtub be vacuum sealed? And you call us dolts?
it was vacuum sealed you dolts
Oh, and bump for OP update.
Posted on 12/26/17 at 7:49 pm to colorchangintiger
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Threw it in the bathtub
Gross
it was vacuum sealed you dolts
I put mine in a contractor bag one year before throwing it in the tub
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