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re: I was at the local wine / craft beer store when a dude tried to come in with a dog....

Posted on 4/8/17 at 4:53 pm to
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 4:53 pm to
And then he shot him right?
Otherwise, I don't get it.
Posted by ManBearTiger
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Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 4:53 pm to
I always tell these gutter punk assholes no I don't have any money for them and get out of my face because I'm going to work to earn my money
This post was edited on 4/8/17 at 4:54 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 5:07 pm to
So you went to Albertsons?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

I always tell these gutter punk assholes no I don't have any money for them and get out of my face because I'm going to work to earn my money


No you don't


But it kinda sounds cool saying you do
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 6:53 pm to
People with service dogs are the most obnoxious people I've run across
Posted by ManBearTiger
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 6:53 pm to
No I literally do. Just did it about an hour ago. Gfy.

Eta: loser.
This post was edited on 4/8/17 at 6:54 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

No I literally do. Just did it about an hour ago.


So you told some gutter punk at 6pm on a Saturday that you were going to work?

Yeah no you 'literally' didn't
Posted by ManBearTiger
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Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 6:59 pm to
You're pathetic dude. Just absolutely pathetic. It's laughable that you think I'm bragging when I share how I shake the bums.
This post was edited on 4/8/17 at 6:59 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

when I share how I shake the bums.
I mean it's cool and everything


If it happened like that and all... but still cool
Posted by ManBearTiger
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:08 pm to


Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:09 pm to
The climax of this story was disappointing.
Posted by jsquardjj
Member since Oct 2009
1431 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:28 pm to
I own a small b&b and I have had a few people trying to claim "es" dogs now to override places that are not pet friendly. You basically go to a therapist and they approve any dog as an emotional support dog so that they can bring them wherever they want.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15428 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:32 pm to
Service dog = only reason any person will feel sorry enough to give me money/food on a street corner
Posted by Dont_Call_Me_RAY
Member since Feb 2017
1439 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:34 pm to
This story needs color and spice..

Owner: Take the dog outside.
GutterPunk: frick you, haji, gimme some damn PBR!
Owner grabs GutterPunk by the throat
Dog beaks the leash and rips off the haji's face
Owner: Looks at me and says, "I am dying now, I will my liquor store to you."
ME: Cool Free beer for all the baws at OT
Posted by heypaul
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Member since May 2008
38429 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

The climax of this story was disappointing.

I've been here 10+ years

It's not my job to entertain y'all.
Posted by heypaul
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Member since May 2008
38429 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Owner: Take the dog outside.
GutterPunk: frick you, haji, gimme some damn PBR!
Owner grabs GutterPunk by the throat
Dog beaks the leash and rips off the haji's face
Owner: Looks at me and says, "I am dying now, I will my liquor store to you."
ME: Cool Free beer for all the baws at OT

That's really what happened.

Then a Thai Ladyboy did a line of coke of my hard dick, as a sunburned German Tourist watched, while his Estonia girlfriend fingered his butt.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59345 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:52 pm to
I was on a plane Friday with a "service" Pitt. Pretty sweet pup

Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4793 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:54 pm to
#thattotallyhappened
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
70078 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:55 pm to
Wow, what happens if I roll in and see that and claim some bullshite pit allergy/aversion? How does Delta sort that out?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59345 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:57 pm to
I have no idea, the lady even admitted that it was his first flight which makes it clear she applied for a "service dog" tag just to keep him out of a kennel. he was very well behaved but I could fully get why other passengers walking by were a little apprehensive
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