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re: I slept with my friend's mom last night

Posted on 2/7/16 at 12:57 am to
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 12:57 am to
I was with you until I read "I slept with my friend's mom last night".
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47528 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 1:10 am to
quote:

If well-maintained, pussy can age like fine wine. Older women know what the hell they're doing between the sheets.


I've been with alot of 40+ women. They are actually worse in bed. They get this weird cocky sense of entitlement like what they do is the best ever and we should rise to the occasion. No effort in most of them.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 1:18 am to
just read the op, didnt read the whole thread so this may be covered but..

1. Doesnt matter you hit it.. because you obviously want close friends with this dude if you didnt know where his parents lived and what his mom looks like
2. post some pics
3. im pretty sure this is all lies
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 1:31 am to
TLDR but,






I don't believe you.
Posted by Manlaw35
Member since Jan 2013
1302 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 1:42 am to
quote:

just read the op, didnt read the whole thread so this may be covered but..

1. Doesnt matter you hit it.. because you obviously want close friends with this dude if you didnt know where his parents lived and what his mom looks like
2. post some pics
3. im pretty sure this is all lies


Exactly, doesn't sound like your a close friend with this guy anyway.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7666 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 2:14 am to
It took you several hours at the cougars house before you ended up banging and she's the one that had to initiate it. You're a huge pussy
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 5:28 am to
So you both been in the same vagina, nbd.
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35240 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 6:15 am to
quote:

because you obviously want close friends with this dude if you didnt know where his parents lived and what his mom looks like
I mean I guess it's plausible one doesn't know anything about his friend's mom,

BUT if she looks like Shania Twain then you would think that somebody would have brought it up.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79792 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 6:49 am to
quote:


You're a colossal POS.



quote:

Thanks. I'm sure you've never made a mistake


You didn't make a mistake. You made a choice.
Posted by lsu4life86
Member since Feb 2009
199 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 6:55 am to
frick it dude. It just secks. It's not like you're trying to he his daddy now
This post was edited on 2/7/16 at 6:58 am
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28907 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:00 am to
I would just say make sure the husband and son (your friend) don't find out, they most likely will not approve of your tinder endeavors. No telling what happens after that.
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18395 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:31 am to
You need to know what a friend is. Just because he is in your facebook friends list does not make him a friend
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4630 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:30 am to
Happened to me in my early 20's. Blow it off. Don't go back for seconds and as long as she isn't CRAY CRAY it's all good.

True, we both prolly shoulda bailed but don't beat yourself up.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5704 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 9:03 am to
quote:

I've been with alot of 40+ women. They are actually worse in bed.


Know why I don't believe you've been with "alot" of 40+ women?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 9:10 am to
quote:

It's not like it was pre meditated


Or happened.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Closest person I can think of is Shania Twain


I almost believed you 'til this bullshite
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
11458 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 9:25 am to
First question: Did you wear a condom?

Second Question: Assuming no, did you pull out?

Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8592 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 9:25 am to
You missed the perfect opportunity to frick with your buddy! You should have called him from his parents home number and been like

"ahhhhhhh this is yo boy Grim! I just dicked yo fine arse momma down! Had her speaking in tounge and blacking out! When I got off of her I went in your bedroom and wiped my nuts off on one of your polos!

I'm wearing your dads robe and sitting in his easy chair right now while your mom is frying me a bologna and cheese sammich!!"
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 9:28 am to
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5310 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 9:33 am to
You were raped!!!
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