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I seem to have lost my man card today… Can’t seem to keep my charcoal grill lit.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:45 pm
Bought this $50 grill and tried using it Memorial Day weekend. Failed. Kingsford Original with lighter fluid could not keep it going.
Now I’ve bought some Kingfords Match Light as a starter for the Original and it still won’t stay lit. Dampers have been opened/closed. Extra lighter fluid. Paper. Stacked to one side. Nothing works.
I haven’t used charcoal in probably 15 years, but I’ve been too cheap to buy a nice gas grill. I think I’ve finally lost it.
Now I’ve bought some Kingfords Match Light as a starter for the Original and it still won’t stay lit. Dampers have been opened/closed. Extra lighter fluid. Paper. Stacked to one side. Nothing works.
I haven’t used charcoal in probably 15 years, but I’ve been too cheap to buy a nice gas grill. I think I’ve finally lost it.
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Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:46 pm to finchmeister08
You should’ve invited the guy that lit the wedding on fire
This post was edited on 7/4/22 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:47 pm to finchmeister08
You let the charcoal get hot as hell and burned up before putting/spreading it across the grill.
My 8 year old nephew knows this sissy boy
My 8 year old nephew knows this sissy boy
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:48 pm to finchmeister08
Breakout the blower and get it going.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:48 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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You let the charcoal get hot as hell and burned up before putting/spreading it across the grill.
Kingfords YouTube channel said to wait for the coal to ash over before spreading them around.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:49 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Put it in a big arse pyramid and soak that shite with lighter fluid. Let it sit for a few mins and light it. Do you know how to tie a tie?
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:49 pm to finchmeister08
Leave the lid off Sally
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:50 pm to finchmeister08
Vent control
Also, use a heating iron and let the charcoal start roasting
Also, use a heating iron and let the charcoal start roasting
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:51 pm to finchmeister08
ask your husband.
Use a chimney starter idiot. Let the charcoal get white hot, will take about 20 minutes.
I shouldn't have to tell you not to handle it without something on your hands, but you are stupid and gaye.
Use a chimney starter idiot. Let the charcoal get white hot, will take about 20 minutes.
I shouldn't have to tell you not to handle it without something on your hands, but you are stupid and gaye.
This post was edited on 7/4/22 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:51 pm to finchmeister08
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Kingfords YouTube channel said to wait for the coal to ash over before spreading them around.
Needing YouTube to light charcoal is some real pussy shite
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:51 pm to finchmeister08
A quart of diesel will give it a nice even burn
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:52 pm to finchmeister08
Yeah that’s weak
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:52 pm to finchmeister08
Turn the propane tank on.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:52 pm to finchmeister08
Keep your charcoal stacked for at least 15 minutes after lighting. Since using match-light enjoy the flavor of lighter fluid, start lighting it at the bottom.
Let the lighter fluid soak into the charcoal for 5 minutes before lighting also if you're dousing it in fluid.
All else fails, go get an electric starter. Pile coals on top with 1 row under it. Plug it in and let it sit for 15 minutes wide open to the world. After 15 minutes remove electric starter but keep charcoal in nice neat pile another 15 minutes. After 30 minutes total you can spread out the coals.
Let the lighter fluid soak into the charcoal for 5 minutes before lighting also if you're dousing it in fluid.
All else fails, go get an electric starter. Pile coals on top with 1 row under it. Plug it in and let it sit for 15 minutes wide open to the world. After 15 minutes remove electric starter but keep charcoal in nice neat pile another 15 minutes. After 30 minutes total you can spread out the coals.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:53 pm to finchmeister08
and never use lighter fluid again!
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:53 pm to Rize
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Breakout the blower and get it going.
It's not nice to talk about his wife like that.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:54 pm to finchmeister08
Get a chimney. Never use lighter fluid unless you like lighter fluid tasting heartburn inducing shite food. Never, ever use Match Light.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:54 pm to BigBrod81
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It's not nice to talk about his wife like that.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:55 pm to finchmeister08
frick lighter fluid and or Match Light and their nasty assed taste.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:56 pm to finchmeister08
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Now I’ve bought some Kingfords Match Light
How long have you had this bag? That shite is basically fool-proof.
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