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re: I quit my job today
Posted on 2/27/20 at 4:30 pm to El Segundo Guy
Posted on 2/27/20 at 4:30 pm to El Segundo Guy
quote:
El Segundo Guy
Redd Foxx said he went parking with a girl and was making out in the car. She started squealing, "Oh, Redd, kiss me where it smells." So he took her to El Segundo.
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Posted on 2/27/20 at 4:31 pm to El Segundo Guy
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passive real estate income of about $75,000 a year.
If it's truly "passive" then you're a slum lord. Gotta plunge them terlets.
Posted on 2/27/20 at 4:34 pm to Twenty 49
quote:
Redd Foxx said he went parking with a girl and was making out in the car. She started squealing, "Oh, Redd, kiss me where it smells." So he took her to El Segundo.
I don't think that's how that joke goes.
I've always delivered it as the lady moaning "make me feel like a woman"....so the guy carries her lovingly to the kitchen and says "make me a sandwich".
Posted on 2/27/20 at 4:53 pm to El Segundo Guy
quote:
Keep working hard you Millenials
It's not hard being a social influencer.
Posted on 2/27/20 at 4:55 pm to El Segundo Guy
Never quit a job unless you have another job. One of the golden rules of not living in a box.
Posted on 2/27/20 at 4:56 pm to El Segundo Guy
Posted on 2/27/20 at 6:04 pm to Chucktown_Badger
quote:
I don't think that's how that joke goes.
See page 200 of "Warm Up the Snake: A Hollywood Memoir"
By John Rich.
The author says he witnessed Redd tell that joke as part of his warmup for the audience at a taping of "Sanford and Son."
It's also told in "Black and Blue: The Redd Foxx Story"
By Michael Seth Starr
This post was edited on 2/27/20 at 6:06 pm
Posted on 2/27/20 at 6:07 pm to El Segundo Guy
So.... You now depend on your wife and people who don't have enough capital to own their own home. And you're more proud of smoking weed than being productive.
Yeah dude. I respect you. Sure.
Yeah dude. I respect you. Sure.
Posted on 2/27/20 at 6:41 pm to El Segundo Guy
Been there, done that. I took a part time job in the TX Hill country in retirement. Really enjoyed everything about for a couple of years & then the upper level genius management sent in a young, progressive new manager. I was the top sales guy in the region and he climbs on by arse one day cause I was a little behind the numbers on the 20th of the month. Tried to explain to him that he needs to relax & check back at the end of the month, but he didn’t get the message. I let him kno in no uncertain terms that I really did not need his crap & was done. This large, major retail chain is gone today. Wonder if the young, progressive managers contributed in any way :-)
Posted on 2/27/20 at 6:42 pm to El Segundo Guy
Thank you for your service.
Posted on 2/27/20 at 7:37 pm to El Segundo Guy
Raising a bowl of blue dream to you. Enjoy it. You earned it.
Posted on 2/27/20 at 9:49 pm to El Segundo Guy
I’m jealous of you baw.
Posted on 2/27/20 at 9:54 pm to El Segundo Guy
What I gleaned from the OP after reading between the lines:
1. 45 and working an hourly job.
2. Was likely smoked up on weed the job and 2 new employees called him on it.
3. The big boss was called and ordered a drug test.
4. He was fired on the spot.
1. 45 and working an hourly job.
2. Was likely smoked up on weed the job and 2 new employees called him on it.
3. The big boss was called and ordered a drug test.
4. He was fired on the spot.
Posted on 2/27/20 at 10:06 pm to El Segundo Guy
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real estate appraiser
scum.
funny how every appraisal I've ever seen was +- 2k of the asking cost. must be hard work looking up the zillow listing before you drive up I bet.
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