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re: I play a lot of NBA 2K and yet my wife refuses to acknowledge my championship rings

Posted on 2/2/23 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74297 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 9:32 pm to
It's worth it.

Wow. A sim pilot wanting to be introduced as a pilot.
"Yes I'm a pilot"
-"what airline do you fly for"
"Well I have 500 hours in a home sim"
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8479 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 9:33 pm to
Was waiting for the Dear Penthouse, part
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 9:35 pm to
That's fricking great

Probably made up but it kind of feels like a real Reddit person.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102792 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 9:50 pm to
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Has to be a really good troll job.


The “guy my wife has become platonically close with” gives it away

And the “covid startup”
This post was edited on 2/2/23 at 9:51 pm
Posted by FleurDeLonestar
The Dirty HOU
Member since Mar 2011
6275 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 9:57 pm to
I clicked on this thread hoping to read about 2K.

Im leaving disappointed.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 10:00 pm to
Reminds me of the time my ex told me not to wear my JROTC medals to her dad's funeral. Frick that harlot.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59323 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 10:52 pm to
I imagine this conversation happening somewhere in the background of the barbecue scene in office space.

And Greg is the O face guy.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74297 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 11:02 pm to
A kid in our high school class died and a few of the ROTC kids came in uniform.
Found it odd then. Circa 1996.
Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
772 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 11:43 pm to
By this guys standards, most men are pornstars as well from watching many hours of the hub.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39285 posts
Posted on 2/2/23 at 11:56 pm to
None of these people are anyone that I care to associate with.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
26661 posts
Posted on 2/3/23 at 12:04 am to
After reading that, I'm having a hard time figuring out who actually plays the role of the wife is in this relationship
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16102 posts
Posted on 2/3/23 at 5:01 am to
if you didnt read you missed out why we are so screwed up these days I mean there's real and then there's real. Some people dont know the difference i guess.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139493 posts
Posted on 2/3/23 at 5:05 am to
Teenager board?
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6577 posts
Posted on 2/3/23 at 5:12 am to
I'm a Hylian Jedi Wrestling QB for the New Orleans Saints who happens to also summons Aeons while fighting creepers with my kids.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89088 posts
Posted on 2/3/23 at 7:14 am to
quote:

I imagine this conversation happening somewhere in the background of the barbecue scene in office space.

And Greg is the O face guy.


Same here.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Member since Dec 2014
15505 posts
Posted on 2/3/23 at 7:24 am to
I am now an author because I read a lot of books. Also, his lady he's worried about is banging several other guys.
This post was edited on 2/3/23 at 7:25 am
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
57898 posts
Posted on 2/3/23 at 7:32 am to
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"Well I have 500 hours in a home sim"


That "sim" is probably microsoft flight simulator. Which, granted, it is incredibly detailed, and quite accurate, you ain't a pilot just because you logged 300 hours while drinking mountain dew on your couch.
Posted by LSURoss
Dragon Believer
Member since Dec 2007
16767 posts
Posted on 2/3/23 at 8:06 am to
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fricking nerd.


Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
3237 posts
Posted on 2/3/23 at 8:12 am to
This has to be fake. It reads like a George Costanza episode of Seinfeld.
I have a friend who is a Captain at United flying 737's. I assure you he did not get there by playing a video game.
This post was edited on 2/3/23 at 8:32 am
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 2/3/23 at 8:19 am to
People overestimate the actual fidelity and relevance of computer "simulations" to real life. Any real life activity, whether flying, driving, shooting, or whatever has a big physical / tactile / sensory component that a computer program just can't capture.

That said, the airlines / services use simulators. I'm curious how good these are. Are they mostly just for practicing procedures, or is the hands on, stick-and-rudder aspect also pretty realistic?
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