I now reply, “That’s racist!” to EVERYTHING

If the audio drops out for a second while watching television….”That’s racist!”
If I burn my mouth with hot food ….”That’s racist!”
When I sneeze ….”That’s racist!”
I almost ran a stop sign ….”That’s racist!”
The light bulb burned out in the bathroom when I flicked the switch ….”That’s racist!”
My daughter called and told me she got a job promotion ….”That’s racist!”
The tv program guide was wrong and a different show was on ….”That’s racist!”
My wife dropped her fork on the floor at the restaurant ….”That’s racist!”
I saw a movie that made me cry tears of joy ….”That’s racist!”
I want to go on vacation ….”That’s racist!”
I hope to help my fellow mankind and do good as often as possible ….”That’s racist!”
I’m trying to be totally color blind and love all people ….”That’s racist!”
Having to answer for your crimes and face justice ….”That’s racist!”
Having to be responsible for one single thing ….”That’s racist!”
Saying that someone did ANYTHING wrong ….”That’s racist!”
Finally, last but not least….every single thing there is….math…love…kindness…generosity….the economy….world trade….rescuing animals….showering or bathing….blinking….breathing….walking….running….kissing…..hugging….driving a car…opening a door….painting a house….going to the doctor….flying on an airplane…owning a motorcycle….going to your kids graduation….being appreciative and thankful for anything….competing in sports….going to work….getting up in the morning ….using your vocal cords to speak….using your eyes to look ….”That’s racist!”