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Posted on 8/30/17 at 11:49 am to Homesick Tiger
What does an Aggie do after winning the National Championship?
Turns off the Xbox and goes to bed.
I tell my son this joke every fall-apart-in-the-second-half-of-the-football season (he's at A&M) Can't really use it with my other son--the Bammer (freakin' traitor).
Turns off the Xbox and goes to bed.
I tell my son this joke every fall-apart-in-the-second-half-of-the-football season (he's at A&M) Can't really use it with my other son--the Bammer (freakin' traitor).
This post was edited on 8/30/17 at 11:50 am
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:08 pm to chinhoyang
Aggie birth certificate is a letter of apology from the trojan rubber company.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 1:06 pm to chinhoyang
Posted on 8/30/17 at 1:13 pm to trillhog
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i had to play golf with a guy the other day that is a aggie, and it was down right embarassing to look at him. he had one of those plastic bracelets with aggie on it, a class ring (super gay), his golf bag, towel, and head covers all aggie, and his hat, i think he was wearing it like its a good thing.
Should've asked if he'd lost a bet or something.
good jokes here.
This post was edited on 8/30/17 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:40 pm to Placebeaux
frick yall! My joke was the tits.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:55 pm to chinhoyang
Some of these were pretty damn good
My dad used to have booklets of Aggie jokes lying around his office.
My dad used to have booklets of Aggie jokes lying around his office.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:06 pm to Projectpat
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According to your other thread you like talking about the size of other guys' privates, so that should be enough to fill the conversation.
So are you saying Aggies like to talk about other guy's privates? Seems a bit self deprecating.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:22 pm to Tigerhead
What is the difference between the Texas A & M fans and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:36 pm to chinhoyang
Do you know why God gave Aggies 10% more brains than horses?
He didn't want them shitting in the street during parades.
Probably old as hell, but I always thought it was funny.
He didn't want them shitting in the street during parades.
Probably old as hell, but I always thought it was funny.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:42 pm to Glistening Member
quote:Aggay Birth Certificate comes with a copy of the National Enquirer with the headline: "Texan Conceives After Anal Rape".
Aggie birth certificate is a letter of apology from the trojan rubber company.
This post was edited on 8/30/17 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:19 pm to chinhoyang
Aggie has a flat tire out on a country road. He checks the spare; it's flat, too. Oh well, he thinks, gonna have to hitch-hike to go get some help.
He gets picked up by a guy, and they head down the road. His host driver has a monkey in the back seat. Host driver says, "See that monkey in the back seat? That's a very special monkey." Then host driver reaches back into the back seat and slaps the shite out of the monkey. The monkey climbs into the front seat, goes down on the host driver, gives him a blow job, brings him to climax in less than a minute, then zips up host driver's pants and jumps back into the back seat.
Aggie says, "That really is a special monkey."
Host driver says, "Do you want to try it?"
"Yeah," Aggie says. "But don't slap me so hard."
:rimshot:
He gets picked up by a guy, and they head down the road. His host driver has a monkey in the back seat. Host driver says, "See that monkey in the back seat? That's a very special monkey." Then host driver reaches back into the back seat and slaps the shite out of the monkey. The monkey climbs into the front seat, goes down on the host driver, gives him a blow job, brings him to climax in less than a minute, then zips up host driver's pants and jumps back into the back seat.
Aggie says, "That really is a special monkey."
Host driver says, "Do you want to try it?"
"Yeah," Aggie says. "But don't slap me so hard."
:rimshot:
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