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I need some good Aggie Jokes for this weekend
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:26 am
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:26 am
I'm going to meet up with some Aggies at a social function this weekend.
I'll give two:
Two Aggies go to spring break at the beach. One is about to head down from the hotel to the beach. The other says "man, what you are wearing won't get you any action ... you need to put on a speedo and put a potato in it to attract the ladies."
The other Aggie takes his advice and heads to the beach. He comes back an hour later, telling his buddy "they all laughed at me."
Other Aggie looks at him and says "The potato goes in the front!"
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Aggie driving down a Farm-to-Market road and he sees a man in a boat in the middle of a pasture. The boat is flying an A and M flag and the man is rowing away.
The Aggie pulls over and yells "This is exactly why people tell Aggie jokes and think we are stupid. Look at you out there! "Damn, I'd come out there and kick your arse if I could swim."
I'll give two:
Two Aggies go to spring break at the beach. One is about to head down from the hotel to the beach. The other says "man, what you are wearing won't get you any action ... you need to put on a speedo and put a potato in it to attract the ladies."
The other Aggie takes his advice and heads to the beach. He comes back an hour later, telling his buddy "they all laughed at me."
Other Aggie looks at him and says "The potato goes in the front!"
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Aggie driving down a Farm-to-Market road and he sees a man in a boat in the middle of a pasture. The boat is flying an A and M flag and the man is rowing away.
The Aggie pulls over and yells "This is exactly why people tell Aggie jokes and think we are stupid. Look at you out there! "Damn, I'd come out there and kick your arse if I could swim."
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Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:28 am to chinhoyang
[quote] The Aggie pulls over and yells "This is exactly why people tell Aggie jokes and think we are stupid. Look at you out there! "Damn, I'd come out there and kick your arse if I could swim
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:30 am to chinhoyang
Their football losing streak against LSU
That is the joke
That is the joke
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:34 am to chinhoyang
aTm football
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:37 am to chinhoyang
Did you hear they had to cancel the sex Ed and drivers ed classes at A&M? Yeah, the cow died.
This post was edited on 8/30/17 at 9:37 am
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:38 am to chinhoyang
John Chavis.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:39 am to chinhoyang
quote:
I need some good Aggie Jokes for this weekend
What do you tell an Aggie wearing an Aggie ring?
frick off.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:40 am to chinhoyang
How does an Aggie take a bubble bath?
He sits in a mud puddle and farts.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:49 am to chinhoyang
Two Aggies are on top of a house doing roof work. Out of nowhere a gust of wind comes and knocks over their ladder and leaves no way for them to get down. It's a very tall house and too risky for them to jump down so they just wait for someone to come and help. After hours of waiting, and nobody coming to their aid, one of the Aggies gets a brilliant idea. He says "I got it! I have this flashlight with me. All I need to do is shine it at the ground from the roof and you can just slide down the beam of light to safety." The other Aggie immediately replies, "You think I'm an idiot? I'm gonna get halfway down that thing and you're gonna turn the flashlight off".
This post was edited on 8/30/17 at 9:49 am
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:53 am to chinhoyang
An Aggie, LSU student and a Harvard grad were going to the desert. The Harvard grad said he is bringing an umbrella for shade. The LSU guy said he is bringing water. The Aggie said he is bringing a car door that way when it gets hot he can just roll down the window
Posted on 8/30/17 at 9:55 am to LZ83
A&M and LSU were at war. An Aggie threw over a stick of dynamite. One LSU guy looks over at the other and said what do we do? The other LSU guy says we light it and throw it back.
This post was edited on 8/30/17 at 9:56 am
Posted on 8/30/17 at 10:42 am to chinhoyang
did you hear about the Japanese aggie? on December 7, 1941 he attacked Pearl Bailey.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 11:04 am to chinhoyang
i had to play golf with a guy the other day that is a aggie, and it was down right embarassing to look at him.
he had one of those plastic bracelets with aggie on it, a class ring (super gay), his golf bag, towel, and head covers all aggie, and his hat, i think he was wearing it like its a good thing.
he had one of those plastic bracelets with aggie on it, a class ring (super gay), his golf bag, towel, and head covers all aggie, and his hat, i think he was wearing it like its a good thing.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 11:20 am to chinhoyang
Did you hear about the Aggie who couldn't spell?
Spent the whole night in a warehouse.
Spent the whole night in a warehouse.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 11:33 am to chinhoyang
quote:
I'm going to meet up with some Aggies at a social function this weekend
According to your other thread you like talking about the size of other guys' privates, so that should be enough to fill the conversation.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 11:36 am to chinhoyang
Posted on 8/30/17 at 11:37 am to chinhoyang
LSU & Texas A&M were playing a football game. In the third quarter, the Tigers got mad over a bad call and pulled their team off the field.
Three plays later, the Aggies scored.
Three plays later, the Aggies scored.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 11:38 am to chinhoyang
An Aggie came to LSU for a football game. When he arrived in Baton Rouge he saw a sign that said "LSU left" so he went home.
An Aggie was coming to LSU for a football game. As he crossed the Louisiana border he saw a sign that said "clean restrooms." So he cleanred 342 restrooms on the way.
An Aggie was coming to LSU for a football game. As he crossed the Louisiana border he saw a sign that said "clean restrooms." So he cleanred 342 restrooms on the way.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 11:40 am to chinhoyang
Ole Klim was a senior at TAM and him and his girlfriend was making out in his truck on campus. Klim's girlfriend gets all turned on and yells "OH Klim! Klim! Kiss me where it stinks Klim!" So Ole Klim cranked up the truck and drove on down to Pasadena.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 11:40 am to lsursb
quote:
John Chavis.
Now known as first, second and third and Chavis after being at A&M.
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