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I must be stupid or something
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:50 pm
I gave my wife a back massage, WITH LOTION and still didn't get any! Friday night special my arse.
This post was edited on 10/9/20 at 10:52 pm
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Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:51 pm to Mud_Till_May
Did you give her a happy ending?
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:52 pm to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:52 pm to OldmanBeasley
No our daughter ran in and said what the frick is going on. Well not in those exact words, shes four.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:52 pm to Mud_Till_May
You should have provided your own lotion
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
Is she pregnant?
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
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I must be stupid or something
We’ve seen your posts so......
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
Not something.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
Should have closed that 10k sq/ft tile job, baw. 
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:53 pm to Gorilla Ball
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You should have provided your own lotion
I had two kinds. Feet and back. Still nada.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:54 pm to Mud_Till_May
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No our daughter ran in and said what the frick is going on.
So it actually could’ve been worse
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:54 pm to Mud_Till_May
It is definitely not or something
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:55 pm to Errerrerrwere
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Should have closed that 10k sq/ft tile job, baw.
I might have to paint it on the wall. frick me please. Im dying over here. I lay more at work than I do at home.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:55 pm to Mud_Till_May
Because your wife knew you were doing it to get laid. If you're doing it with ulterior motives, that's an instant turn off.
This post was edited on 10/9/20 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:55 pm to burdman
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So it actually could’ve been worse
Not in the Mud house hold.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:56 pm to Mud_Till_May
You didn’t jerk off on her back? What’s the world coming to?
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:56 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Because your wife knew you were doing it to get laid. If you're doing it with ulterior motives, that's an instant turn off
She asked me and I told her no. Yep Im a dumbass.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:56 pm to Mud_Till_May
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I might have to paint it on the wall. frick me please. Im dying over here. I lay more at work than I do at home.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:57 pm to p0845330
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You didn’t jerk off on her back? What’s the world coming to?
No, I made fried chicken instead and she ate that too and started cleaning up oil before I was done cooking. No pussy and she eats my dinner.
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