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re: I must be stupid or something

Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:57 pm to
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49663 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:57 pm to
quote:


I gave my wife a back massage, WITH LOTION and still didn't get any! Friday night special my arse


Rookie mistake. Get the bj first.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:58 pm to
Jody already stretched her out good earlier today
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:00 pm to
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Jody already stretched her out good earlier today


Jody better be paying me some money then, he owes me for a back message and a three piece chicken dinner.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:01 pm to
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Rookie mistake. Get the bj first.



What is a BJ?
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:02 pm to
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It is definitely not or something
maybe he's ugly
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124422 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:02 pm to
Shes getting OT grom some other dude. He’s probably black or hispanic
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:03 pm to
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maybe he's ugly


Maybe you like looking at other men.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:03 pm to
I made her rub it on her own skin, then I gave it the hose
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3909 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:04 pm to
You had her on her back rubbing lotion on it and you're still not strong enough to overpower her???
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:04 pm to
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Shes getting OT grom some other dude. He’s probably black or hispanic


Impossible, my dog wont allow it.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:05 pm to
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You had her on her back rubbing lotion on it and you're still not strong enough to overpower her???


I like it when the woman comes to me. Like at the strip club.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:06 pm to
she already got railed by Jody. That's why she needed the back rub.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:07 pm to
I think my kidneys are shutting down from an overload of sperm build up. Maybe I need to call in a pump truck like they do with the sewer.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:09 pm to
I guess Ill go rub one out to a video of a gang bang. At least they get a turn.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5700 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:10 pm to
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No pussy and she eats my dinner.


FWIW, I think I may be married to her sister.
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3446 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:12 pm to
You owe her dat.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:13 pm to
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FWIW, I think I may be married to her sister.


Are you black and is she fat?
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36903 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:14 pm to
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by Mud_Till_May
No our daughter ran in and said what the frick is going on. Well not in those exact words, shes four


My 4 year old has been fricking things up too.
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3446 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:16 pm to
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I like it when the woman comes to me. Like at the strip club.


I erased everything I was about to say.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:18 pm to
Tell me.
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