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I miss having my umbilical cord
Posted on 10/22/18 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 10/22/18 at 4:57 pm
I grew attached to it.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 4:59 pm to DavidTheGnome
All of you idiots got your umbilical Cord removed because a Stone Age tribe told you to. I still have mine and there’s so much more sensation and the ladies love it 
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:00 pm to DavidTheGnome
I downvoted you and the reddit thread you jacked.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:01 pm to DavidTheGnome
it's like you want us to hate you
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:01 pm to DavidTheGnome
I had a dream I was trying to kill myself with carbon monoxide, and woke up exhausted.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:11 pm to DavidTheGnome
This might be the first time I laughed at a thread before opening it. 
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
I enjoy your jokes. I use them in real life daily so thanks
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:21 pm to DavidTheGnome
I came here to wack this thread bigly
But found myself laughing
But found myself laughing
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:27 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:
I enjoy your jokes. I use them in real life daily so thanks
No wonder women don’t like you
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:44 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:
pretty good David I enjoy your jokes. I use them in real life daily so thanks
Thanks
Posted on 10/22/18 at 6:00 pm to DavidTheGnome
I have a sudden urge to kick you in the shin and flick your nose
Posted on 10/22/18 at 6:11 pm to DavidTheGnome
I bet you read this (on reddit) and thought it was funny.
It’s not.
You suck.
It’s not.
You suck.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 6:16 pm to DavidTheGnome
OT Trade proposal
Gnome banned, bring back Lucas
and
oweo
Gnome banned, bring back Lucas
and
oweo
Posted on 10/22/18 at 6:23 pm to DavidTheGnome
As a teacher, I make jokes with my students.
Sometimes I make science puns.
But only periodically.
Sometimes I make science puns.
But only periodically.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 6:28 pm to DavidTheGnome
LucasP = Kurt Cobain
Davidthegnome = Courtney Love
Davidthegnome = Courtney Love
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