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I miss having my umbilical cord

Posted on 10/22/18 at 4:57 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31592 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 4:57 pm
I grew attached to it.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60091 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 4:59 pm to
All of you idiots got your umbilical Cord removed because a Stone Age tribe told you to. I still have mine and there’s so much more sensation and the ladies love it
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 4:59 pm to
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Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41513 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:00 pm to
I downvoted you and the reddit thread you jacked.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13915 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:01 pm to
it's like you want us to hate you
Posted by Smart Post
Member since Feb 2018
3539 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:01 pm to
I had a dream I was trying to kill myself with carbon monoxide, and woke up exhausted.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8190 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:11 pm to
This might be the first time I laughed at a thread before opening it.
Posted by Pat Sajak
New Orleans
Member since May 2009
755 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:14 pm to
r/dadjokes
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5773 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:15 pm to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:15 pm to
pretty good David

I enjoy your jokes. I use them in real life daily so thanks
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:21 pm to
I came here to wack this thread bigly

But found myself laughing
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60091 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

I enjoy your jokes. I use them in real life daily so thanks

No wonder women don’t like you
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:28 pm to
Dude WTF???
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31592 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

pretty good David I enjoy your jokes. I use them in real life daily so thanks



Thanks
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68345 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 5:51 pm to
GTFO, NOW!
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20239 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 6:00 pm to
I have a sudden urge to kick you in the shin and flick your nose
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
13044 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 6:11 pm to
I bet you read this (on reddit) and thought it was funny.

It’s not.

You suck.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197987 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 6:16 pm to
OT Trade proposal


Gnome banned, bring back Lucas

and




oweo
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35970 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 6:23 pm to
As a teacher, I make jokes with my students.

Sometimes I make science puns.


But only periodically.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/22/18 at 6:28 pm to
LucasP = Kurt Cobain
Davidthegnome = Courtney Love
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