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Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:08 pm to
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13494 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:08 pm to
I have never had a poop hurt from being spicy, and I eat a lot of spicy food. You guys are just pussies.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:12 pm to
Preparation H cooling gel
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22488 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:14 pm to
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

It probably burns so bad from the broken glass.





Or he left the lamp on
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18463 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:14 pm to
Next time grease up your a-hole before you take that shite or chase the curry with some mineral oil.

My friend says this usually works for him.
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:19 pm to
And you have the balls to call people out for dumb posts.

Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9338 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:19 pm to
That's called the fire balling shits where I'm from.
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
8428 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:23 pm to
Hilarious post. Tearing up.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

You actually made a conscious, coherent, decision to eat Indian food??


Yes. Some of us like eating food besides Vienna Sausages and wonderbread.

Indian food isn't pretty, but it's amazing.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:24 pm to
I just took a quick shower and that seemed to help.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
102475 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:26 pm to
Making friends, I see.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:27 pm to
This guys a-hole is on fire and hurts so bad he is biting on a block of wood and everyone in here is giving him shite about his spelling!
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30030 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:30 pm to
You will get no sympathy. I made a chicken tika about a year ago and my hand slipped while adding my ground chiles. I then said screw it and proceeded to fill the stew with habeneros, seranos, apple peppers, and everything and anything with capsaicin in the house.

The resulting foul brew was a terrible kari, but the best intestinal drano the world has ever seen.

I may as well have eaten raw chicken atop a hotdog from wienerschnitzel.

Start wiping your arse with wet toilet paper.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:32 pm to
Southerners don't want to admit it, but never test a brown person when it comes to spicy food. My cousin's kid is half Indian. When she was 2-3, she'd eat things that made me cry, like it was no big deal. It's not learned, that tolerance is genetic.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10215 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:36 pm to
There is no way you are unloading what you at last night already.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30030 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:39 pm to
Common misconception.

I haven't eaten kale in weeks.

If I eat a lb of kale, I will be unloading saod greenery inside of two hours.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108721 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:41 pm to
I know his pain.
Posted by guedeaux
Member since Jan 2008
13875 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

Tiger Ryno


Random hijack...

How is Sienna these days? Did yall get a lot of rain last night/this morning? I might try to get a round in this afternoon.
Posted by Mr. Blutarski
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Oct 2012
1977 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 1:37 pm to
Step 1:

Get a snowcone

Step 2:

Wipe your arse with it.

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