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Posted on 2/7/20 at 5:55 pm
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34538 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 5:55 pm
Heard a guy in the grocery store tell someone his father had been 'funeralized' earlier today.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 5:59 pm to
I heard a guy from india shite talking someone saying he was going to make him into "Casket-Lunch".

Reminds me of that
This post was edited on 2/7/20 at 6:00 pm
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34538 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 6:14 pm to
The last time I heard something like this, some gal was telling me she had been "devirginized" when she was 18.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141386 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 6:17 pm to
A year or two ago I read an obit of a black woman that didn't say she had died. Instead, she had "transitioned".
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6564 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 6:30 pm to
I learned the word “murderlize” from TumTum in 3 ninjas.

Funeralized is what comes after.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34538 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 6:32 pm to
It's all part of the process.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48146 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

transitioned

I don't want to die. I am stealing this.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66616 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 6:37 pm to
I bet he has a lot of edumacation
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141386 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

I don't want to die
"Maybe I'll be the first person not to die...

Nah, probably not."


Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5745 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

funeralized


Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 6:42 pm to
Indians say the damnedest things. I sell laminate floor, not laminate aided floor.
This post was edited on 2/7/20 at 6:43 pm
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 6:48 pm to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62696 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 6:49 pm to
I still think "passed away" is strange.
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6040 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

father had been 'funeralized' earlier today.
It sounds like he meant that his father was in an And1 Mixtape taping and got dunked on.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141386 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

I still think "passed away" is strange
How about just "passed"?

When I was a kid only black people said it, but it's made inroads with whites
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175577 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

When I was a kid only black people said it, but it's made inroads with whites

and yet "oh lawdy" lags
Posted by Bayou
CenLA
Member since Feb 2005
36732 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 7:19 pm to
My entire family has been funeralized
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
27997 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 7:37 pm to
Like Billy Graham, I'm going home.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141386 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

Like Billy Graham, I'm going home
quote:

[Oral] Roberts' fundraising was controversial. In January 1987, during a fundraising drive, Roberts announced to a television audience that unless he raised $8 million by that March, God would "call him home." However, the year before on Easter he had told a gathering at the Dallas Convention Center that God had instructed him to raise the money "by the end of the year" or he would die. Regardless of this new March deadline and the fact that he was still $4.5 million short of his goal, some were fearful that he was referring to suicide, given the impassioned pleas and tears that accompanied his statement. Late in March 1987 while Roberts was fasting and praying in the Prayer Tower, Florida dog track owner Jerry Collins donated $1.3 million.

Highly worried from what he perceived as Roberts threatening to starve himself, Collins said, "I did it in order to save the guy from going to heaven in a hurry. It's got nothing to do with religion. I've been a Baptist and a Methodist. I believe in religion and not just the church. You have to help one another." Altogether, Roberts raised a total of $9.1 million. Later that year, he announced that God had raised the dead through his ministry. Some of Roberts' fundraising letters were written by Gene Ewing, who headed a business writing donation letters for other evangelicals such as Don Stewart and Robert Tilton
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34538 posts
Posted on 2/8/20 at 11:44 am to
Bumped for the Saturday crew.
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