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I just got ran off the road by a midget

Posted on 11/1/18 at 7:49 am
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 7:49 am
Trying to merge on the interstate, traffic is pretty slow, and this midget woman, in one of those cubes no less, is nearly touching bumpers with the car in front. Ran me right onto the shoulder right up next to a concrete wall.

I got alphaed by a midget woman. I'm ashamed, disappointed, humbled, and angry all at the same time.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39733 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 7:51 am to
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I just got ran off the road by a midget


Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 7:52 am to
People are horrible about merging. I have been run off of the road multiple times because people just will not let me in. I would smash into them, but I don't know how that would play out with the cop writing the report. (And I don't wanna frick up traffic for everybody else just to teach one idiot a lesson)
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31592 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 7:52 am to
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in one of those cubes no less



I found this funnier than the midget part
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184509 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:02 am to
Aren't you a little dude? Why are you making fun of your kind? Or are you just a dwarf and not a midget?
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45191 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:03 am to
None of that happened
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12433 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:09 am to
Is Saban not traveling with the team?
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9665 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:11 am to
You were probaly too busy looking at and admiring yourself in the mirror to see what was going on.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:11 am to
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Aren't you a little dude?


Smaller than you that's for sure Shrek.

Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184509 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:15 am to
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Smaller than you that's for sure Shrek.



At 5'3" and 135 pounds you are basically a teenage girl so of course you would be smaller than a grown man like myself.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:17 am to
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At 5'3" and 135 pounds you are basically a teenage girl


I would agree if that were my size.

Go run your gas station and eat bon bons Mohammed
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184509 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:21 am to
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Go run your gas station and eat bon bons Mohammed



About to go to the gym then jump in the Pacific for a quick swim, Olivia
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23541 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:41 am to
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20372 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:44 am to
Correct me if I'm wrong here====but I don't think I am.

If you are merging onto the interstate, it is your responsibility to make sure you have adequate room in order to merge, not the drivers in the lane of traffic you are trying to merge into.

And yes, I understand about slowing down and allowing someone in, especially if traffic is moving slow and is heavy, but the bottom line is, it is up to you to make sure you have room, not the other way around.

If there was an accident under these circumstances, you'd be at fault as the person merging.
Posted by al_cajun
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2017
2442 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:49 am to
Anything over 5'5" at that weight would be a stick.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34743 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:50 am to
I'm sorry about that. Have you ever tried driving while standing on the seat? It's really difficult controlling the gas pedal and brakes with a 2 X 4.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:52 am to
If it'd been fatal she'd have deserved a medal.
This post was edited on 11/1/18 at 8:53 am
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15428 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:53 am to
You probably typing this while driving isn’t helping anything
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 8:55 am to
So you are short, but you talk about fat people, lol
This post was edited on 11/1/18 at 9:30 am
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 11/1/18 at 9:15 am to
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If you are merging onto the interstate, it is your responsibility to make sure you have adequate room in order to merge, not the drivers in the lane of traffic you are trying to merge into.


If traffic is moving at <10 mph using the zipper flow of traffic keeps traffic flowing, not being an a-hole and letting the ramp back up
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