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I just got audibly cropdusted by a stranger.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 9/21/16 at 4:42 pm
I'm walking down the stairs to leave my building and I come up behind this middle aged, normal looking guy about floor 7 who is walking slower and doesn't let me pass. So I get stuck walking behind him until we get to the bottom and I KNOW he knows I am behind him. We get out of the stairwell into the lobby and I still don't pass him because the distance from the stairwell to the outside door isn't that far. So we are walking out and he starts looking behind him like he is checking to see if someone is behind him and starts digging in his arse followed by a couple of completely audible stink bombs. Like I said, I'm sure this guy knew I was there.
I have been cropdusted by a-hole friends and I'm sure mystery people throughout life, but never by a stranger in a conspicuous fashion as this. Is this just some dude that DGAF or was he establishing some sort of dominance? I couldn't get a look at his knuckles so I did not engage.
I have been cropdusted by a-hole friends and I'm sure mystery people throughout life, but never by a stranger in a conspicuous fashion as this. Is this just some dude that DGAF or was he establishing some sort of dominance? I couldn't get a look at his knuckles so I did not engage.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 4:45 pm to facher08
"Establishing dominance" hahahahahaha
Posted on 9/21/16 at 4:45 pm to facher08
Sorry about that, bruh. My bad.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 4:47 pm to facher08
He shoulda went with the SBD so you wouldn't have known to hold your breath
Posted on 9/21/16 at 4:48 pm to facher08
Would have been so much better if he'd done it in the stairwell.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 4:49 pm to facher08
He was seeing if you would respond to his mating call.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 4:50 pm to facher08
quote:you mean at you? since you stated you were behind him right?
starts looking behind him
quote:like scratching his cheeks or a fingers in the actual a-hole?
starts digging in his arse
quote:Damn how deep was he getting in there?
I couldn't get a look at his knuckles
Posted on 9/21/16 at 5:13 pm to facher08
It was a total dominance move. The only way to counter him would've been to say "Your farts remind me of my wife's queefs."
He would've been dumbfounded, and therefore unable to reassert. Keep that in your back pocket for the next time this exact scenario plays out.
He would've been dumbfounded, and therefore unable to reassert. Keep that in your back pocket for the next time this exact scenario plays out.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 5:48 pm to facher08
I usually just use my boss's office when I need to fart. He's never there.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 5:55 pm to facher08
I would have said something. That's bullshite. What do y'all do for a living? Is this semi professional or some McDonald's in a high rise building? Fwiw I farted reading this thread.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 6:06 pm to facher08
Its kinda like a wolf pissing on tree marking his territory
Posted on 9/21/16 at 6:08 pm to facher08
He probably thought you were staring at his arse the entire time and wanted to send the message that he's not on your team.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 6:21 pm to facher08
If I hear or smell one I will ask, "Did you fart?" Sometimes I hear a yes!
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