re: I just got audibly cropdusted by a stranger.

quote:

---

middle aged,

---

He's your issue. Look, you hung around him entirely too long and he probably tried to hold off as long as he could, but when you get older, your fart control valve isn't as reliable.

So a straight guy unknowingly walks into a gay bar.

He orders a drink and just chills out.

Through the night he keeps hearing guys farting. But like they are low pitch kinda wimpy farts he thinks.

He finally thinks, enough of these lame farts, I'll do a real one!

So he rips a nice meaty fart.



The gay guys in the bar turn at the sound of it...and say in unison "virgin!"