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I haven’t bought toilet paper in three years... really.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 1:32 am
Posted on 12/12/18 at 1:32 am
Okay, not entirely true, I have bought for the guest rooms, but I noticed that December of 15 was the last time I got it off of Amazon, and......
Shortly after I moved in here I had a fancy bidet installed. Life changing my OT friends. Life changing. It even has a little dryer that blows warm air to dry me off when it’s done. This all means that I never have to wipe.
Now, I know what your thinking- if I don’t wipe how can I know it’s clean. Well, the first little while after I used it I was nervous and still did the wipe, but it didn’t take long to dial in the pressures and whatnot. Once I was comfortable that the TP was only drying water, I stoppped using it and let the dryer function do it’s thing.
All I can say about it is -
Side note: once you get the SO comfortable with it, she'll be a lot more receptive to Anilingus. So there’s that too.
Shortly after I moved in here I had a fancy bidet installed. Life changing my OT friends. Life changing. It even has a little dryer that blows warm air to dry me off when it’s done. This all means that I never have to wipe.
Now, I know what your thinking- if I don’t wipe how can I know it’s clean. Well, the first little while after I used it I was nervous and still did the wipe, but it didn’t take long to dial in the pressures and whatnot. Once I was comfortable that the TP was only drying water, I stoppped using it and let the dryer function do it’s thing.
All I can say about it is -
Side note: once you get the SO comfortable with it, she'll be a lot more receptive to Anilingus. So there’s that too.
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 1:35 am to SlapahoeTribe
Gay thread, thanks.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 1:38 am to SlapahoeTribe
quote:That'll be bidet
I haven’t bought toilet paper in three years... really
Posted on 12/12/18 at 1:47 am to SlapahoeTribe
Posted on 12/12/18 at 2:04 am to SlapahoeTribe
I’m sure that Texas A&M has a season long arse play thread. Maybe post this over there instead.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 2:12 am to SlapahoeTribe
Bidets are the truth. Once you’ve had a good bidet you can never go back to regular toilet paper. Unless you’re forced to go back because you don’t have a bidet. I don’t have a bidet so I use baby wipes after each poo session and wash my arse (and the rest of my body) twice a day.
If you get the angle right it feels better than it should, and by that I mean as good as you probably hope it would.
No homo
If you get the angle right it feels better than it should, and by that I mean as good as you probably hope it would.
No homo
Posted on 12/12/18 at 2:19 am to Pecker
I knew my boy Pecker would know what I’m talking about. 
This shite is the king of kings.
This shite is the king of kings.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 2:22 am to MissyTiger
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arse play
quote:
MissyTiger
Hey
quote:ummmmm
Texas A&M
Posted on 12/12/18 at 2:32 am to SlapahoeTribe
So here is my problem, following convention it is technically Wednesday although this shift leaves me feeling like the wee hours are still part of yesterday for some reason.
With that in mind, I have either ended today or begun tomorrow by reading the gayest thing I've seen in quite a while.
With that in mind, I have either ended today or begun tomorrow by reading the gayest thing I've seen in quite a while.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 2:53 am to reverendotis
You’re looking at it wrong. You have just experienced an enlightenment... just as the Romans moved on from the communal arse wiping sponge, and the late Middle Ages brought us indoor plumbing, and the early 1800s made it economical.... the modern bidet is here to revolutionize your bathroom experience.
There’s nothing gay about it. This is advancement. Think about it, you can now sit on you toilet with you iPad in hand and never have to touch anything other than a couple of wall mounted buttons. Then you go on about you business with a cleaner anus than before and your hands never came close to anything unspeakable. How is that “gay?”
There’s nothing gay about it. This is advancement. Think about it, you can now sit on you toilet with you iPad in hand and never have to touch anything other than a couple of wall mounted buttons. Then you go on about you business with a cleaner anus than before and your hands never came close to anything unspeakable. How is that “gay?”
Posted on 12/12/18 at 2:54 am to Pecker
quote:
I use baby wipes after each poo session and wash my arse (and the rest of my body) twice a day.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 6:05 am to Pecker
This bad boy is like 30 bucks on amazon. I wouldn't say one doesnt have to wipe, but it's doing 90% of the work and you feel 10x's cleaner.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 6:31 am to KG6
how does your boyfriend feel about this when he tosses your salad?
Posted on 12/12/18 at 6:36 am to SlapahoeTribe
Posted on 12/12/18 at 6:45 am to SlapahoeTribe
I've had a Toto Washlet for eight years now. Works great.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 6:50 am to SlapahoeTribe
My friend is a proctologist and he calls them bigets because they turn people after using them for a while. He says there’s a reason Europeans use them
Posted on 12/12/18 at 6:51 am to SlapahoeTribe
If you buy in bulk from Sams, you don't need to go as often.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:04 am to SlapahoeTribe
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:09 am to SlapahoeTribe
I’m confused. Subtle I’m so rich I have a bidet brag or are you too cheap to buy toilet paper?
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:11 am to SlapahoeTribe
No way this cleans a liquor shite arse
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