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I have a confession to make.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:51 pm
Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:51 pm
Friends and fellow posters, it is time for me to confess. The formal practice of Confession is a pillar for many religions throughout this world. I will touch up on my beliefs in a brief moment. But first:
I am an alter of TulaneLSU and LSU Coyote. Many of you have surmised that Tulane and Coyote are the same poster. That is, in fact, correct. I mistakenly made the symbolism too obvious, even for some of the simpletons on this site who see through the clouded lens. I artfully crafted a persona for one, while brazenly bringing LSU Coyote into this arena, with ruinous results.
As TulaneLSU, I struggled in anonymity for the over of a decade. My relationship with my father was always strained as he so callously entered my life at his own discretion. I have made it no secret that Mother was the driving force within our family, constantly supported by our firm belief in the Lord. It is with this personality that I embrace the practice of Confession, and feel a weight lifted off my shoulders as I come to you with this story.
Similarly to the aforementioned profile, I toiled in obscurity as LSU Coyote. With the help of professionals, I took a more clinical approach to cleansing the ills of my past life. I allowed this perverse and sick world to cloud my judgement and push me off of the path to personal glory. Mother was not the bedrock for this portion of my personality. Nymeria, my loyal and loving dog, has presided over my struggles, and has shared in the joy brought about by my return to a cleansed lifestyle.
You might be asking why I would confess this to you under yet another profile. I will purposely act vaguely in saying that this user name may be hijacked by one of my personalities. I tend to be careful about my identity, even to myself, due to my struggles with acceptance over the years. Why else would I be a member for such a long period of time while masquerading as one of you?
The first post of this profile was made by me. During the internal battles that have raged within, a constant has been my need for approval from Mother. This approval extends to my relations with women, real women. The LLotOT can only provide a partial facade. Mother, nor Nymeria are fooled.
As Coyote, I found it difficult to perform emotionally and physically for women that are the standard bearers of what is perceived as optimal appearance, or beauty. I can now take solace in the fact that all of you know that I prefer the company of a full-figured and worldly lady. These women fulfill my sexual desires, and have made the perfect companion for many a late night around the fire pit with Nymeria. Mother does not know. My strict upbringing is rooted in religion, honesty, and trust. I suppose I can continue my life story with Her in due time, but that will be on my own terms. This Confession is also on my own terms.
The enigma that is TulaneLSU and LSU Coyote is fueled by your own suspicions. If it is the truth you seek, you shall find it in these very words, and the words of my personalities. I have left quite a few Easter Eggs along this path we call living. Many Tier 1 posters have collected these eggs, and cracked them open to find a bit of wisdom, and a vision that will lead us all to a true life.
I can only apologize to those of you that wish for me to make a haste disappearance. That will not bring closure upon the windows of my own enchanted world. My existence henceforth is to purify.
I am an alter of TulaneLSU and LSU Coyote. Many of you have surmised that Tulane and Coyote are the same poster. That is, in fact, correct. I mistakenly made the symbolism too obvious, even for some of the simpletons on this site who see through the clouded lens. I artfully crafted a persona for one, while brazenly bringing LSU Coyote into this arena, with ruinous results.
As TulaneLSU, I struggled in anonymity for the over of a decade. My relationship with my father was always strained as he so callously entered my life at his own discretion. I have made it no secret that Mother was the driving force within our family, constantly supported by our firm belief in the Lord. It is with this personality that I embrace the practice of Confession, and feel a weight lifted off my shoulders as I come to you with this story.
Similarly to the aforementioned profile, I toiled in obscurity as LSU Coyote. With the help of professionals, I took a more clinical approach to cleansing the ills of my past life. I allowed this perverse and sick world to cloud my judgement and push me off of the path to personal glory. Mother was not the bedrock for this portion of my personality. Nymeria, my loyal and loving dog, has presided over my struggles, and has shared in the joy brought about by my return to a cleansed lifestyle.
You might be asking why I would confess this to you under yet another profile. I will purposely act vaguely in saying that this user name may be hijacked by one of my personalities. I tend to be careful about my identity, even to myself, due to my struggles with acceptance over the years. Why else would I be a member for such a long period of time while masquerading as one of you?
The first post of this profile was made by me. During the internal battles that have raged within, a constant has been my need for approval from Mother. This approval extends to my relations with women, real women. The LLotOT can only provide a partial facade. Mother, nor Nymeria are fooled.
As Coyote, I found it difficult to perform emotionally and physically for women that are the standard bearers of what is perceived as optimal appearance, or beauty. I can now take solace in the fact that all of you know that I prefer the company of a full-figured and worldly lady. These women fulfill my sexual desires, and have made the perfect companion for many a late night around the fire pit with Nymeria. Mother does not know. My strict upbringing is rooted in religion, honesty, and trust. I suppose I can continue my life story with Her in due time, but that will be on my own terms. This Confession is also on my own terms.
The enigma that is TulaneLSU and LSU Coyote is fueled by your own suspicions. If it is the truth you seek, you shall find it in these very words, and the words of my personalities. I have left quite a few Easter Eggs along this path we call living. Many Tier 1 posters have collected these eggs, and cracked them open to find a bit of wisdom, and a vision that will lead us all to a true life.
I can only apologize to those of you that wish for me to make a haste disappearance. That will not bring closure upon the windows of my own enchanted world. My existence henceforth is to purify.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:51 pm to DrShrimpPuertoRico
This is a try hard
Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:51 pm to DrShrimpPuertoRico
I feel sorry for your mother
Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:53 pm to DrShrimpPuertoRico
She came in through the bathroom window
And saw me sitting in the tub

And saw me sitting in the tub

Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:54 pm to DrShrimpPuertoRico
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Registered on: 12/8/2018
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Number of Posts: 48
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I am an alter
Checks out.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:55 pm to DrShrimpPuertoRico
quote:Literally
You might be asking why I would confess this to you under yet another profile. I will purposely act vaguely in saying that this user name may be hijacked by one of my personalities

Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:55 pm to The Boat
The Boat. WHAT THE ACTUAL frick
Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:55 pm to DrShrimpPuertoRico
This whole thing is just kind of sad.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:56 pm to jamboybarry
Not trying hard enough with that psycho-.babble bullshite.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:56 pm to DrShrimpPuertoRico
Sucks that you spent who knows how much time putting this together


Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:56 pm to jimbeam
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The Boat. WHAT THE ACTUAL frick
I feel kind of bad for you that you missed that pic when it was first posted live just this morning.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:56 pm to The Boat
I found an amount of clarity when sitting in a bathtub. It’s unfortunate that traditional clawfoot tubs are not a focal point of modern construction.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:56 pm to The Boat

If this baw really posted this, he has some major issues
Posted on 12/28/20 at 9:57 pm to DrShrimpPuertoRico
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DrShrimpPuertoRico

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