DrShrimpPuertoRico

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We all know you aren't Tulane or Coyote.

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You aren’t TulaneLSU.

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Of course I’m not, but we are. Perhaps you haven’t read the entire OP.

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egg nog

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Wait until you read our book

Our identities do not make board fodder.

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Also it just doesn’t read like tulanelsus writings. Fail

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It isn’t TulaneLSU’s writing. It’s our writing. We are Tulane, Coyote, and Bronson.

Nymeria was neglected. We acted appropriately. Our ex was not appreciative of the bond between man and dog.

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Coyote is just 7 other people.

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Friend,

He is only five other people. There’s one more left.

I know as Charles Bronson, we collectively bashed the authority for allowing such a toxic environment. I hope you’ll understand that those were trying times for us. Please accept our humblest apologies.

There is always a place for the Great Value brand of poster.

The fascination of the Allegheny, Monongahela, and Ohio would make for a great Top 10.

Tanden, a one of God’s great creatures. His sacrifice was not without purpose.

Friends and fellow posters, it is time for me to confess. The formal practice of Confession is a pillar for many religions throughout this world. I will touch up on my beliefs in a brief moment. But first:

I am an alter of TulaneLSU and LSU Coyote. Many of you have surmised that Tulane and Coyote are the same poster. That is, in fact, correct. I mistakenly made the symbolism too obvious, even for some of the simpletons on this site who see through the clouded lens. I artfully crafted a persona for one, while brazenly bringing LSU Coyote into this arena, with ruinous results.

As TulaneLSU, I struggled in anonymity for the over of a decade. My relationship with my father was always strained as he so callously entered my life at his own discretion. I have made it no secret that Mother was the driving force within our family, constantly supported by our firm belief in the Lord. It is with this personality that I embrace the practice of Confession, and feel a weight lifted off my shoulders as I come to you with this story.

Similarly to the aforementioned profile, I toiled in obscurity as LSU Coyote. With the help of professionals, I took a more clinical approach to cleansing the ills of my past life. I allowed this perverse and sick world to cloud my judgement and push me off of the path to personal glory. Mother was not the bedrock for this portion of my personality. Nymeria, my loyal and loving dog, has presided over my struggles, and has shared in the joy brought about by my return to a cleansed lifestyle.

You might be asking why I would confess this to you under yet another profile. I will purposely act vaguely in saying that this user name may be hijacked by one of my personalities. I tend to be careful about my identity, even to myself, due to my struggles with acceptance over the years. Why else would I be a member for such a long period of time while masquerading as one of you?

The first post of this profile was made by me. During the internal battles that have raged within, a constant has been my need for approval from Mother. This approval extends to my relations with women, real women. The LLotOT can only provide a partial facade. Mother, nor Nymeria are fooled.

As Coyote, I found it difficult to perform emotionally and physically for women that are the standard bearers of what is perceived as optimal appearance, or beauty. I can now take solace in the fact that all of you know that I prefer the company of a full-figured and worldly lady. These women fulfill my sexual desires, and have made the perfect companion for many a late night around the fire pit with Nymeria. Mother does not know. My strict upbringing is rooted in religion, honesty, and trust. I suppose I can continue my life story with Her in due time, but that will be on my own terms. This Confession is also on my own terms.

The enigma that is TulaneLSU and LSU Coyote is fueled by your own suspicions. If it is the truth you seek, you shall find it in these very words, and the words of my personalities. I have left quite a few Easter Eggs along this path we call living. Many Tier 1 posters have collected these eggs, and cracked them open to find a bit of wisdom, and a vision that will lead us all to a true life.

I can only apologize to those of you that wish for me to make a haste disappearance. That will not bring closure upon the windows of my own enchanted world. My existence henceforth is to purify.

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Dude, you’d watch black people run train on your girl if it scored you woke points.

Bump

Seems like each day brings us closer to this. Bowl bans now? NCAA gonna impose more trash.

Seems like LSU is battling a shitstorm on so many fronts. Title IX, independent investigations, NCAA poking around because of OLOL, and OBJ stuff was minor, but still brought unwanted attention.

Could THAT be the rock bottom we deal with here? Imagine losing all of these players, relegated to the absolute bottom of the barrel in the SECW, and having the greatest season ever wiped out of the books.

I can’t pronounce the names of half the people sticking up for her.