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I hate wasp season
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:30 pm
Went into restroom at the golf course, pissed, washed hands, going to door, wasp right on the door. Had to get my friend to throw the door open to scare it away.
Also I hate when they hover around the door at my house.
I just hate wasps. It's like they know you don't want any part of them.
Also I hate when they hover around the door at my house.
I just hate wasps. It's like they know you don't want any part of them.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:31 pm to tiggerthetooth
do you drive a beetle?
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:32 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Had to get my friend to throw the door open to scare it away.
don't be such a sissy...
and why was your friend in there with you?
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:32 pm to tiggerthetooth
I scream like a bitch when one of those frickers sting me
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:33 pm to tiggerthetooth
I'm allergic as hell. Even taking benadryl and putting home remedy stuff on it I swell almost to the point of the area weeping and almost becoming septic. Now when it happens I just go and get a shot. Seriously. And no I'm not a wimp. I just don't need sepsis.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:33 pm to tiggerthetooth
They usually won't sting you unless they perceive you to be a threat to their nest.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:34 pm to JoePepitone
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They usually won't sting you unless they perceive you to be a threat to their nest.
bullshite.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:34 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Had to get my friend to throw the door open to scare it away
"Friend" eh?
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:36 pm to tiggerthetooth
always wear a baseball cap....so you always have something to swat and kill those bastards with
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:36 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Had to get my friend to throw the door open to scare it away
did he let go of your cock to open the door?
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:37 pm to tiggerthetooth
quote:black lives matter
I just hate wasps. It's like they know you don't want any part of them.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:37 pm to tiggerthetooth
I haven't been stung since 5th grade, but it was in the middle of football practice. Coach wouldn't let me take one play off. Got me right on the inside of my wrist.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:38 pm to tiggerthetooth
Have you seen the videos of those giant wasps that kill other large insects? No thanks. I'd run without looking back if I came across one of those.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:41 pm to tiggerthetooth
Encountered a few the other day when I was doing yard work. Always the first sign that the cold weather is gone.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:43 pm to tiggerthetooth
It is just a wasp.
Big giant cockroaches, on the other hand ...
Big giant cockroaches, on the other hand ...
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:45 pm to tiggerthetooth
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I hate wasp season

Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:45 pm to tiggerthetooth
Those fricking Anglo Saxon Protestants. Always hanging around your door.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:48 pm to tiggerthetooth
Yep. Hate those frickers. First few started showing up a couple days ago. My shed becomes useless once they fill it up. Hadn't been stung in a decade, then last year I tried to sneak something out the shed. Felt something drop onto my head, freaked out and knocked him off, and he got me on the ankle. Putting ice on it right aways helps ease the pain quite a bit.
I've posted this story (including diagrams) before, but a few years ago my flat boat drifted right through a tree with a nest at least 2 feet across. I've never seen anything like it - it was the red/black paper wasps that are all over the place around here. Biggest nest I've ever seen around the house was 6 inches, and I swear to God this nest was at least 4-5 sq. ft. in total area. Hundreds of wasps on it. I've never been more terrified in my life.
ETA: The full story (with visual aids) is on this page... wasp story
I've posted this story (including diagrams) before, but a few years ago my flat boat drifted right through a tree with a nest at least 2 feet across. I've never seen anything like it - it was the red/black paper wasps that are all over the place around here. Biggest nest I've ever seen around the house was 6 inches, and I swear to God this nest was at least 4-5 sq. ft. in total area. Hundreds of wasps on it. I've never been more terrified in my life.
ETA: The full story (with visual aids) is on this page... wasp story
This post was edited on 3/17/16 at 3:54 pm
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