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I hate wasp season

Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:30 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64679 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:30 pm
Went into restroom at the golf course, pissed, washed hands, going to door, wasp right on the door. Had to get my friend to throw the door open to scare it away.

Also I hate when they hover around the door at my house.

I just hate wasps. It's like they know you don't want any part of them.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94684 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:31 pm to
do you drive a beetle?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Had to get my friend to throw the door open to scare it away.


don't be such a sissy...

and why was your friend in there with you?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:32 pm to
I scream like a bitch when one of those frickers sting me
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30617 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:32 pm to
Pussy
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:33 pm to
Pussy
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
40256 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:33 pm to
I'm allergic as hell. Even taking benadryl and putting home remedy stuff on it I swell almost to the point of the area weeping and almost becoming septic. Now when it happens I just go and get a shot. Seriously. And no I'm not a wimp. I just don't need sepsis.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12209 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:33 pm to
They usually won't sting you unless they perceive you to be a threat to their nest.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

They usually won't sting you unless they perceive you to be a threat to their nest.




bullshite.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Had to get my friend to throw the door open to scare it away


"Friend" eh?
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2636 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:36 pm to
always wear a baseball cap....so you always have something to swat and kill those bastards with
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Had to get my friend to throw the door open to scare it away


did he let go of your cock to open the door?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198020 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

I just hate wasps. It's like they know you don't want any part of them.
black lives matter
Posted by LeonPhelps
Member since May 2008
8185 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:37 pm to
I haven't been stung since 5th grade, but it was in the middle of football practice. Coach wouldn't let me take one play off. Got me right on the inside of my wrist.
Posted by LeonPhelps
Member since May 2008
8185 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:38 pm to
Have you seen the videos of those giant wasps that kill other large insects? No thanks. I'd run without looking back if I came across one of those.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:41 pm to
Encountered a few the other day when I was doing yard work. Always the first sign that the cold weather is gone.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26233 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:43 pm to
It is just a wasp.

Big giant cockroaches, on the other hand ...
Posted by The Hurricane
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Aug 2011
10582 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

I hate wasp season

Posted by LSUChamp06
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2007
2860 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:45 pm to
Those fricking Anglo Saxon Protestants. Always hanging around your door.
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:48 pm to
Yep. Hate those frickers. First few started showing up a couple days ago. My shed becomes useless once they fill it up. Hadn't been stung in a decade, then last year I tried to sneak something out the shed. Felt something drop onto my head, freaked out and knocked him off, and he got me on the ankle. Putting ice on it right aways helps ease the pain quite a bit.
I've posted this story (including diagrams) before, but a few years ago my flat boat drifted right through a tree with a nest at least 2 feet across. I've never seen anything like it - it was the red/black paper wasps that are all over the place around here. Biggest nest I've ever seen around the house was 6 inches, and I swear to God this nest was at least 4-5 sq. ft. in total area. Hundreds of wasps on it. I've never been more terrified in my life.

ETA: The full story (with visual aids) is on this page... wasp story
This post was edited on 3/17/16 at 3:54 pm
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