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I had a Seinfeld moment today and they real Update

Posted on 5/22/20 at 2:54 pm
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19726 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 2:54 pm
After watching Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up on Netflix last night, here on the beach in sunny south Florida, I met an architect in the resort gym THEN engaged a lovely young lady marine biologist talking turtles nesting, FOLLOWED by meeting 3 Cubans who offered me cigars! Coincidence? I think not.

This post was edited on 6/1/20 at 7:24 am
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21436 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 2:59 pm to
I had a George day. Top seller at the jerk store, again. Then had sex with your wife
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21848 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 3:02 pm to
But what did you have to do for the 3 Cuban's in order to get the leather case free?

Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45575 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 3:10 pm to
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14239 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

Then had sex with your wife


But were you eating a sammich?

Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22413 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

I met an architect in the resort gym


or was he a member of the Van Buren Boys who once hoped to be an architect

Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6795 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:08 pm to
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
15253 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:16 pm to
Guilty.
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
3458 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:19 pm to
“Co-stanza” :exitsroom:
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106133 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:20 pm to
I'm still bald.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173830 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:26 pm to
I have one each day im forced to make awkward, cockamamie chitter chatter with my unruly doorman.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
18053 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

 3 Cubans who offered me cigars

Those were Dominicans baw
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76195 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

I met

quote:

3 Cubans who offered me cigars!

I had a near death experience once that started just like this.
Posted by jmtigers
1826.71 miles from USC
Member since Sep 2003
4993 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

Those were Dominicans baw


If these were any more Cuban, Castro would of smoked them himself.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22413 posts
Posted on 5/23/20 at 9:22 am to
quote:

THEN engaged a lovely young lady


Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22413 posts
Posted on 5/23/20 at 11:09 am to
and, of course, if you went into the water this time of the year, you might have a problem:

Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19726 posts
Posted on 5/23/20 at 1:08 pm to
Correct.
Posted by potent357
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2010
4272 posts
Posted on 5/23/20 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

or was he a member of the Van Buren Boys who once hoped to be an architect

City Planner
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22413 posts
Posted on 5/23/20 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

City Planner


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