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I had a Seinfeld moment today and they real Update
Posted on 5/22/20 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 5/22/20 at 2:54 pm
After watching Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up on Netflix last night, here on the beach in sunny south Florida, I met an architect in the resort gym THEN engaged a lovely young lady marine biologist talking turtles nesting, FOLLOWED by meeting 3 Cubans who offered me cigars! Coincidence? I think not.
This post was edited on 6/1/20 at 7:24 am
Posted on 5/22/20 at 2:59 pm to BestBanker
I had a George day. Top seller at the jerk store, again. Then had sex with your wife 
Posted on 5/22/20 at 3:02 pm to BestBanker
But what did you have to do for the 3 Cuban's in order to get the leather case free?
Posted on 5/22/20 at 3:49 pm to MoarKilometers
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Then had sex with your wife
But were you eating a sammich?

Posted on 5/22/20 at 7:44 pm to BestBanker
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I met an architect in the resort gym
or was he a member of the Van Buren Boys who once hoped to be an architect

Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:26 pm to Jim Rockford
I have one each day im forced to make awkward, cockamamie chitter chatter with my unruly doorman.
Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:28 pm to BestBanker
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3 Cubans who offered me cigars
Those were Dominicans baw
Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:30 pm to BestBanker
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I met
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3 Cubans who offered me cigars!
I had a near death experience once that started just like this.
Posted on 5/22/20 at 8:51 pm to LSUJuice
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Those were Dominicans baw
If these were any more Cuban, Castro would of smoked them himself.
Posted on 5/23/20 at 9:22 am to BestBanker
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THEN engaged a lovely young lady

Posted on 5/23/20 at 11:09 am to BestBanker
and, of course, if you went into the water this time of the year, you might have a problem:


Posted on 5/23/20 at 1:20 pm to blueridgeTiger
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or was he a member of the Van Buren Boys who once hoped to be an architect
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