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I feel like a total D#ck - cruel joke on my dog
Posted on 7/14/18 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 7/14/18 at 9:46 pm
I have a little Yorkie that loves to play fight, attacking my hand, lightly biting, and just rugid play.
Well, a couple hours earlier I was chopping peppers (Tabasco, jalapeños, etc).
I washed my hands well with Dawn, etc.
We started play fighting with my knife holding hand, so it didn't touch much pepper. Then I let her attack my other hand and she played for a minute. She stopped quickly, and sniffed my fingers, and then licked them.
She freaked out, started rolling like she got sprayed with pepper spray, and then she calmed down.
A couple minutes later, she hacking, snorting, running around crazy. She was shaking like a leaf.
I gave her milk, broke up a cracker, hand fed it to her. She finally calms down after 30 minutes.
It actually scared the shite out of me. I thought she was going to have a heart attack. I had never seen her shake as violently as she did.
Anything else I can give her, even though she has calmed down now? I don't have any vanilla ice cream.
Well, a couple hours earlier I was chopping peppers (Tabasco, jalapeños, etc).
I washed my hands well with Dawn, etc.
We started play fighting with my knife holding hand, so it didn't touch much pepper. Then I let her attack my other hand and she played for a minute. She stopped quickly, and sniffed my fingers, and then licked them.
She freaked out, started rolling like she got sprayed with pepper spray, and then she calmed down.
A couple minutes later, she hacking, snorting, running around crazy. She was shaking like a leaf.
I gave her milk, broke up a cracker, hand fed it to her. She finally calms down after 30 minutes.
It actually scared the shite out of me. I thought she was going to have a heart attack. I had never seen her shake as violently as she did.
Anything else I can give her, even though she has calmed down now? I don't have any vanilla ice cream.
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Posted on 7/14/18 at 9:47 pm to theantiquetiger
Peanut butter. You know where to put it
Posted on 7/14/18 at 9:48 pm to theantiquetiger
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have a little Yorkie
Your mother failed humanity when she didn’t swallow you.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 9:49 pm to BoxmanTiger
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Peanut butter
I actually thought about PB. We use it to keep her still when bathing and blow drying.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 9:49 pm to theantiquetiger
It's a dog.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 9:53 pm to theantiquetiger
You aren't supposed to give dogs any dairy.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 9:54 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Maybe trade her in for a real dog
People who have never owned a Yorkie don't know how cool they are. They are like little bad arse pit bulls. (Both terriers).
This dog has one goal in life, to play 100% of the time. You cannot wear these dogs out. They love to fetch, play fight, fight stuffed animals.
They were breed as hunting dogs.
Mine is tiny, full grown, just under 3lbs, but she thinks she's a 75lb terrier. She not scared of anything, including fireworks, thunder.
And she is not a yapping dog, like a chihuahua
Posted on 7/14/18 at 9:55 pm to Pectus
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You aren't supposed to give dogs any dairy.
This.
Now he's going to have a dog with a burning mouth and an upset stomach.
What a cruel owner.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 9:56 pm to theantiquetiger
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People who have never owned a Yorkie don't know how cool they are. They are like little bad arse pit bulls. (Both terriers). This dog has one goal in life, to play 100% of the time. You cannot wear these dogs out. They love to fetch, play fight, fight stuffed animals. They were breed as hunting dogs. Mine is tiny, full grown, just under 3lbs, but she thinks she's a 75lb terrier. She not scared of anything, including fireworks, thunder.
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Posted on 7/14/18 at 9:56 pm to theantiquetiger
Do you have to watch out for hawks when she poops?
Posted on 7/14/18 at 9:58 pm to theantiquetiger
Posted on 7/14/18 at 9:59 pm to Pectus
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You aren't supposed to give dogs any dairy.
We don't give her dairy at all, this was a first, other than a thing called a "puppy cup" at Freddie's, where they give dogs a tiny cup of vanilla ice cream.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 10:01 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Do you have to watch out for hawks when she poops?
Owls actually. I have a ton of rabbits in the woods behind my house, and we hear owls all the time at night.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 10:01 pm to theantiquetiger
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They are like little bad arse pit bulls.
TRASHY
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Posted on 7/14/18 at 10:01 pm to theantiquetiger
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I don't have any vanilla ice cream.
Do you have a girl whose arse tastes like French vanilla ice cream? Maybe your arse tastes like French vanilla ice cream. Let him have a lick.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 10:02 pm to theantiquetiger
Rex told me to tell you to try banging your dog on the coffee table...
Posted on 7/14/18 at 10:03 pm to theantiquetiger
That’s called a rat, not a dog.
Posted on 7/14/18 at 10:04 pm to theantiquetiger
That's crazy. Maybe she has an allergy. We sprinkled some powdered cayenne to keep squirrels away from some potted herbs we planted...our Malinois mix licked it off daily. Didnt blink an eye.
This post was edited on 7/14/18 at 10:07 pm
Posted on 7/14/18 at 10:05 pm to theantiquetiger
As long as you believe this bullshite, that’s all that matters.
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