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re: I asked my wife if she had any plans tonight

Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:06 pm to
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3967 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:06 pm to
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my wife


Rules. We have them.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

Rules. We have them.



and almost no one abides by them
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
1568 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:07 pm to
She's gonna slurp that Joduccini with Bawlognese sauce.
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6576 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:13 pm to
You should reply : "I guess a blow job is out of the question?"
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
2993 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:26 pm to
Translate. That's the option you should choose.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:31 pm to
“Looks like it’s me and you again tonight . . . .Rosie”
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90547 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:33 pm to
Tell her all those carbs are going to make her fat
Posted by thotpocket
Dana Point, CA
Member since Sep 2017
2600 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:33 pm to
Go drink beer with the homies so Jody can come over and bang her right
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31073 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:35 pm to
Is this like that ED commercial where “you wanna do the taxes” means secks?
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5617 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:35 pm to
Is your wife depressed? Is it a joke? I don't know y'all's rapport
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:37 pm to
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:40 pm to
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9175 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:42 pm to
That’s one you definitely need to translate
Posted by Logician
Grinning Colonizer
Member since Jul 2013
4511 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:42 pm to
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Is this like that ED commercial where “you wanna do the taxes” means secks?
love the early morning “if you suffer from erectile dysfunction…you could be having great sex again” commercials while you’re driving your daughter to camp
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
4474 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:47 pm to
Who's pasta?
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21387 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:55 pm to
Is grimes your middle name and Martin your last?
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
9414 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 5:56 pm to
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34480 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 6:02 pm to
Baked ham for your marriage.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34061 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 6:39 pm to
She is calling your peen a wet noodle.




PEPTIDES bruh.

Congrats on the beej though.
Posted by Nathan Hail
Part of a Vast Network
Member since May 2022
652 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 7:06 pm to
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and by pasta, she means your neighbors arse




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