re: I am at a lunch and need to tell a Cajun joke...

"Marie," Boudreaux whispered to his wife late one night, "if I died, would you get married again?" "Mais, yeh, I guess," she replied. "Would you sleep in de same bed with him?" "Well, it's de only bed in de house, so I guess I'd have to." "Would you make love to him?" "Cher," Marie said patiently, "I guess, since he'd be my husband." "Would you give him my pickum-up truck?" "No, Boudreaux. I wouldn't never give him your pickum-up truck." she yawned, "Besides, he don't know how to drive a stick shift."

Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were talking one afternoon, and Boudreaux tells Thibodeaux, "You know, I tink I'm ready for a little vacation. But dis year I wants to do sumting different. De las' few years, I took your suggestions about where to go. Three years ago you said I should go to Hawaii, an' I did an' Marie got pregnant. De next year you said to go to de Bahamas. Marie got pregnant again. And last year you told me to go to Tahiti. Sure enough, Marie got pregnant again. Dis year I wants to to someplace cheaper so I can bring her wid me !"

This is probably too long but what the hell.

Boudreux was sitting on the bank of the river and sostant comes by with a boatload of crab grass. Bodreaux says " where you going with all that crabgras'. Sostant replys," I going to catch some crabs'. Boudreuax laughs. later that day Sostant comes back with a boatload full of crabs.. The next day sostant goes by with a boatload of Nutra sweet. Boudreaux says where you going with all that nutraswet?? Sostant says he is going to catch the nutra. Boudrueax laughed. Sure enough later that day sostant came back with a botload of nutr. The next morning sostant comes by with a boatload of pussywillow... Boudreaux says hold on sostant Im coming with ya........

What do you call a man whore from down the bayou....


A Cajun injector

Q:How many Chicken Breasts can Justin Wilson put in a pot?

A:How long you got?

Tell the one where Boudreaux went to the lawyer’s office to get a divorce from Marie.

I would get a timeout if I typed in the whole thing.

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux got jobs at the local zoo, Boudreaux was the curator because he's smart, Thibodeaux, well he cleaned out cages, he was cleaning out the porcupine cages when two elderly ladies asked him what the difference between the African and American porcupines was, Thibodeaux say, holding his hands about 8' apart, "well the size of the American porcupine's prick is about this long, and the size of the African porcupine's prick is about this long(holds his hands about 10" apart)" the ladies were aghast and went to the curator to complain, after Boudreaux hears the story he says "you'll have to forgive Thibodeaux, he's a little country, what he should have said is that the quill of the American porcupine is about 8", the African's about 10", the prick? they're about the same size"

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Put your phone down. That's rude.