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re: I almost killed my gf cat today
Posted on 10/8/20 at 8:16 am to mattchewbocca
Posted on 10/8/20 at 8:16 am to mattchewbocca
better luck next time!
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Posted on 10/8/20 at 8:35 am to mattchewbocca
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mattchewbocca
You sound like you're making alot of bad life decisions, so what's one more? Plug some thin wire (the kind the cat likes to chew thru) to some 220 juice and let the cat find out how that ends. GF will find roasted kitty and think that the cat committed suicide.
Tell her you'll dispose then bring to HotWok for discounted dinner.
Win/Win/Win
Posted on 10/8/20 at 8:39 am to mattchewbocca
Because watching TV is more important than a life ? How old are you ? For one, it amazes me when people say "the dog got out" "the cat got in the room". Are you that much dumber than an animal that you can't control their whereabouts? Animals are much like babies. They are well behaved when they have a rigid schedule. If you can't raise anyone because you're too inconsistent with time then you probably need to live alone.
This post was edited on 10/8/20 at 8:40 am
Posted on 10/8/20 at 8:41 am to mattchewbocca
Not a cat person but is there a toy that you can get that would focus the cats attention on it?
Posted on 10/8/20 at 8:43 am to im4LSU
Yeah, I though he was going to say the cat electrocuted himself. Sounds like you want the cat dead, so why stop him?
Posted on 10/8/20 at 8:45 am to mattchewbocca
Yeah I’ve destroyed your gf’s pussy before too.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 8:48 am to Picayuner
Cats are sneaky as hell. I can't tell you how many times our cat hid and made a mad dash for a door right when I opened it. H also waits by the door from the inside for me to open it coming in from the outside.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 8:48 am to fr33manator
How was it?
Posted on 10/8/20 at 8:49 am to Odysseus32
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You want to kill an animal because you need to replace something that costs $15?
Are you vegan?
Because sometimes I’ll cook some meat just because I feel like cooking it.
We selectively kill animals every day man.
But I’d say getting a new girlfriend here is the answer, not fried kitty
Posted on 10/8/20 at 8:50 am to whoisnickdoobs
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How was it?
Gamy. Kept having to pick cat hairs out my mouth
Posted on 10/8/20 at 8:59 am to mattchewbocca
Is the pussy top tier?
Posted on 10/8/20 at 9:01 am to mattchewbocca
Pussy is undefeated. In your case you are outnumbered and will never win.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 9:12 am to mattchewbocca
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This girl is crazy
Not as crazy as you...wannabe cat killer.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 9:15 am to mattchewbocca
quote:
George: Hey. (pointing at him) Corbin Bernsen.
Corbin Bernsen: How ya doing?
George: Big fan! Big fan.
Corbin Bernsen: Yeah.
George: Hey, you grew a beard, huh?
Corbin Bernsen: Yeah, yeah. I'm doing a movie during my hiatus.
George: Hey. You know, do I have a case for you guys to do on L.A. Law.
Corbin Bernsen: Really. Flash forward to the middle of George's 'pitch'.
George: ...so mind you, at this point I'm only going out with her two or three weeks. So she goes out of town and she asks me to feed her cat. So at this time, there's a lot of stuff going on in my life and, uh, it slips my mind for a few days. Maybe a week. Not a week, five, six days.
Corbin Bernsen: Yeah yeah yeah. So what happened? George: Well, it's the damnedest thing. The cat dies. So she comes back into town, she finds the cat lying on the carpet stiff as a board.
Corbin Bernsen: So you killed the cat.
George: That's what she says. I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in fifteen seconds. I say, you show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for a new cat. So she says something to me, like, uh, I dunno, get the hell out of here, and she breaks up with me. Now don't you think that would be a great case on L.A. Law?
Corbin Bernsen just stares at George.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 9:31 am to mattchewbocca
Your girlfriend sounds like someone you wouldn’t want to be with forever. So I’d have some good sex and then end it.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 9:32 am to mattchewbocca
So Jodi is killing her cat saily
Posted on 10/8/20 at 9:37 am to mattchewbocca
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She thinks declawing cats is inhumane
she is correct. thats why a lot of vets dont do it anymore. look at your hand. then imagine someone taking off all the finger tips at the first knuckle. congratulations you have been declawed.
get the cat some toys and furniture so it can explore those instead of your cords.
Posted on 10/8/20 at 9:41 am to mattchewbocca
I killed mine on accident one time
Shot head with a pellet gun
Shot head with a pellet gun
This post was edited on 10/8/20 at 9:42 am
Posted on 10/8/20 at 9:50 am to mattchewbocca
It’s a cat
Absolutely
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killing
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justified
Absolutely
Posted on 10/8/20 at 9:55 am to Miketheseventh
coming from a guy who literally has a cat in his signature.
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