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I accidentally ate some parmesan cheese that expired in 2013. Will I make it?
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:37 pm
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:37 pm
Was drunk and didn't realize the expiration date. Should I prepare for the worst?
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Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
post your TD credentials just in case.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
You're dead man. Enjoy your final eclipse.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
Better get to that 6000 post mark. I don't think you have much longer
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
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Was drunk
When did you eat it? Or are you drink at noon on a Monday?
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
go look at the eclipse and it will melt the cheese and kill all the bad stuff... boy you lucked out that there was an eclipse today!
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
You're likely to shite out your intestines soon
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
Can I have your stuff? I was gonna get all of SS' stuff but somehow he made it.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
Yes but SuperSaint will be joining you from his expired Chocolate Milk fetish.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
Depends. How big is your vagina?
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
Stare into the Eclipse now while you have a chance!
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
Little known life hack, eating expired Parmesan cheese enables your eyes to withstand eclipse viewing without the glasses.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
quote:
Should I prepare for the worst?
Is it the stuff in the can? If so, no worries, that shite's made from artificial flavoring and sawdust...
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:38 pm to Pelican fan99
You deserve the worst if you haven't cleaned your fridge since 2013
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:39 pm to Pelican fan99
You can poop it out at the porta potties by da Box
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:39 pm to Pelican fan99
Gastrointestinal Armageddon headed your way, prepare thy anus.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:39 pm to Pelican fan99
I ate 7 year old parmesan cheese back in 95. Prepare for a busted gut and violent diarrhea.
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:42 pm to Pelican fan99
cheese has no expiration date
Posted on 8/21/17 at 12:56 pm to Pelican fan99
Its ok. Food expirations are suspended on eclipse days.
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