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Hypothetical: Would you be the leader of Scientology?
Posted on 4/19/17 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 4/19/17 at 5:54 pm
Was watching an interview about David Miscavige and started thinking...."i bet this guy doesnt give a frick about how weird scientology is". He's the head of a multi-multi-million dollar cult, has unilateral power, members think he's a borderline god, etc...
I'm for sure down. I would let the whole world think I was a creepy loon, if like 20K people did whatever I said.
What say the OT? Ya'll gonna channel Xenu to get that hot Scientology poonanny?
I'm for sure down. I would let the whole world think I was a creepy loon, if like 20K people did whatever I said.
What say the OT? Ya'll gonna channel Xenu to get that hot Scientology poonanny?
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 5:56 pm to Hester Carries
Being a cult leader/dictator would be cool.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 5:57 pm to Hester Carries
I can't imagine anything more miserable, TBH. I don't want that much power or notoriety, especially over a bunch of crazy fricks.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 5:58 pm to Hester Carries
If I got to frick Tom cruise, sure
Posted on 4/19/17 at 5:59 pm to Evil Little Thing
quote:
I can't imagine anything more miserable,
Being lit on fire.
Having your dick cut off one centimeter at a time.
Runover feet first by a steamroller.
Threesome with Leslie Jones and Caitlynn Jenner.
You have a terrible imagination.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 6:01 pm to Hester Carries
Sure, I'd bang the hot scientology actresses.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 6:01 pm to Brosef Stalin
quote:
Being a cult leader/dictator would be cool.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 6:01 pm to Hester Carries
those are all things that'll be over pretty fast. I could suck it up & get my dick chopped off. 
Posted on 4/19/17 at 6:02 pm to Hester Carries
I would. But then change it for good, and keep some of the riches.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 6:03 pm to Hester Carries
Depends on the parity. Am I a legit living God or more of a first among many Roman emperor situation?
The former doesn't have to fight off people wanting his job. The latter? You literally trust no one all the time.
The former doesn't have to fight off people wanting his job. The latter? You literally trust no one all the time.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 6:04 pm to Hester Carries
Id be the anti-christ for 7 figures a year
Posted on 4/19/17 at 6:35 pm to Hester Carries
Multi billion dollar not million dollar.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:30 pm to uptowntiger84
I guess it would be like the figure head of the mafia. Sex, control, being untouchable, being worshipped . Having church secretaries as mistresses.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:32 pm to Hester Carries
Absolutely... 100%
Total power in your own little world, with billions to do with what you wish... And all the crazy pussy you could stand
Total power in your own little world, with billions to do with what you wish... And all the crazy pussy you could stand
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:33 pm to Hester Carries
Bruh, I thought we were gonna do our own thing with the religious stuff!! Did you forget about the kiwis???
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:34 pm to Hester Carries
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:37 pm to Evil Little Thing
quote:this is exactly what its like to be me on the OT
I don't want that much power or notoriety, especially over a bunch of crazy fricks.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:42 pm to Hester Carries
Absolutely fricking not.
I know plenty about Scientology. I have never been a part of it, but I knew someone who is, and it rotted the critical thinking part of her brain. It's a cult.
I know plenty about Scientology. I have never been a part of it, but I knew someone who is, and it rotted the critical thinking part of her brain. It's a cult.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:13 pm to Bayoumike
Nah, Tom Cruise would lock himself in my closet and not come out.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:16 pm to Hester Carries
I'm sure it has its perks
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