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re: Hypothetical question - Gorgeous Daughter or Plain Jane Daughter...

Posted on 8/11/15 at 6:20 am to
Posted by fishfighter
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 6:20 am to
Got the gorgeous daughter. She is married to her high school boy friend that I took for a walk in the woods and told him if he screwed up, I would plant his arse were no man walked before.

Oh, she is also a DVM.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:26 am to
Buncha posters in here trying to relive their glory days through their kids...hypothetically.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133272 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:28 am to
Well you turned into the prettiest plaIn Jane ever jetsy.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:30 am to
quote:

she is also a DVM.


Weird for a father to brag that his daughter is a double vaginal master
Posted by yellowfin
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Member since May 2006
98749 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:30 am to
I have a gorgeous daughter

Wasn't given a choice
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
46295 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:31 am to
I'll take the one that is independent and can fend for her self

Whichever it may be
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:33 am to
I'll take the hot one. You can fix a teen pregnancy a lot cheaper than you can fix an ugly face.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37718 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:35 am to
I married a gorgeous DVM! Never had a talking to though.

Small animal pratictioner or large?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48994 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:35 am to
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Limp-wristed son who thinks he's a gorgeous daughter.


Bam! My biggest fear is not having any gay sons or daughters but having one of those goth/emo/whiney fricking gay kids who comes out wayyyy too early and blames everything in their life on unaccepting society of their gayness.
For the love of baby jesus, just DON'T let one of mine become like this.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 7:36 am
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:35 am to
Hot daughter that marries a doctor. If she's going to be getting the dick its good to know there will be a dollar Bill stuck to the end of it.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:35 am to
Looks don't have much to do with it. Personality and emotional development do.

Signed,

Father of a gorgeous 17-year-old girl
Posted by LOL
Member since Jun 2015
533 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:37 am to
My daughter is ugly as shite and idgaf
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48994 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:37 am to
quote:

Father of a gorgeous 17-year-old girl


Who here will acknowledge they have an ugly daughter?



quote:

My daughter is ugly as shite and idgaf

PERFECT TIMING!
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 7:38 am
Posted by yellowfin
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Member since May 2006
98749 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:39 am to
Does she at least put out?
Posted by LOL
Member since Jun 2015
533 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:45 am to
quote:

Does she at least put out?


Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
Posted by JJBTiger2012
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
1891 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:46 am to
Well my baby girl has blue eyes and is very pettite according to her growth charts. We're not ugly ppl so I'm hoping she'll be an attractive young lady some day. Of course she'll always be beautiful to me but I do hope she can get a date for her own social life to be descent. Girls already Have enough issues and lawd knows I'd hate to see her upset out petty shite like boys and such. No worries here though, she's got a brother 2 yrs older who's opposite, 100% on the charts and mean as a bull. He loves and protects that little girl already so lawd help the hard legs that'll be after his sissy!
Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:16 am to
Posted by laangler21
On the lake.
Member since May 2012
3034 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:31 am to
quote:

She is just not pretty and cannot get a date.

This for me, I don't want my daughter to be unhappy.

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Well my baby girl has blue eyes and is very pettite according to her growth charts. We're not ugly ppl so I'm hoping she'll be an attractive young lady some day. Of course she'll always be beautiful to me but I do hope she can get a date for her own social life to be descent. Girls already Have enough issues and lawd knows I'd hate to see her upset out petty shite like boys and such. No worries here though, she's got a brother 2 yrs older who's opposite, 100% on the charts and mean as a bull. He loves and protects that little girl already so lawd help the hard legs that'll be after his sissy


Our kids are exactly alike.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 8:34 am
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84353 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:33 am to
quote:

I want the one who will marry into money


Boom
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11592 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:44 am to
Gorgeous. Life is easier for pretty people.
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