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re: Hypothetical question - Gorgeous Daughter or Plain Jane Daughter...
Posted on 8/11/15 at 6:20 am to KG6
Posted on 8/11/15 at 6:20 am to KG6
Got the gorgeous daughter. She is married to her high school boy friend that I took for a walk in the woods and told him if he screwed up, I would plant his arse were no man walked before.
Oh, she is also a DVM.
Oh, she is also a DVM.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:26 am to theantiquetiger
Buncha posters in here trying to relive their glory days through their kids...hypothetically.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:28 am to Jet12
Well you turned into the prettiest plaIn Jane ever jetsy.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:30 am to fishfighter
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she is also a DVM.
Weird for a father to brag that his daughter is a double vaginal master
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:30 am to theantiquetiger
I have a gorgeous daughter
Wasn't given a choice
Wasn't given a choice
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:31 am to theantiquetiger
I'll take the one that is independent and can fend for her self
Whichever it may be
Whichever it may be
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:33 am to theantiquetiger
I'll take the hot one. You can fix a teen pregnancy a lot cheaper than you can fix an ugly face.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:35 am to fishfighter
I married a gorgeous DVM! Never had a talking to though.
Small animal pratictioner or large?
Small animal pratictioner or large?
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:35 am to ManBearTiger
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Limp-wristed son who thinks he's a gorgeous daughter.
Bam! My biggest fear is not having any gay sons or daughters but having one of those goth/emo/whiney fricking gay kids who comes out wayyyy too early and blames everything in their life on unaccepting society of their gayness.
For the love of baby jesus, just DON'T let one of mine become like this.

This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 7:36 am
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:35 am to theantiquetiger
Hot daughter that marries a doctor. If she's going to be getting the dick its good to know there will be a dollar Bill stuck to the end of it.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:35 am to theantiquetiger
Looks don't have much to do with it. Personality and emotional development do.
Signed,
Father of a gorgeous 17-year-old girl
Signed,
Father of a gorgeous 17-year-old girl
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:37 am to yellowfin
My daughter is ugly as shite and idgaf
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:37 am to TigerPanzer
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Father of a gorgeous 17-year-old girl
Who here will acknowledge they have an ugly daughter?
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My daughter is ugly as shite and idgaf
PERFECT TIMING!
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 7:38 am
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:45 am to yellowfin
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Does she at least put out?
Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
Posted on 8/11/15 at 7:46 am to theantiquetiger
Well my baby girl has blue eyes and is very pettite according to her growth charts. We're not ugly ppl so I'm hoping she'll be an attractive young lady some day. Of course she'll always be beautiful to me but I do hope she can get a date for her own social life to be descent. Girls already Have enough issues and lawd knows I'd hate to see her upset out petty shite like boys and such. No worries here though, she's got a brother 2 yrs older who's opposite, 100% on the charts and mean as a bull. He loves and protects that little girl already so lawd help the hard legs that'll be after his sissy! 
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:31 am to theantiquetiger
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She is just not pretty and cannot get a date.
This for me, I don't want my daughter to be unhappy.
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Well my baby girl has blue eyes and is very pettite according to her growth charts. We're not ugly ppl so I'm hoping she'll be an attractive young lady some day. Of course she'll always be beautiful to me but I do hope she can get a date for her own social life to be descent. Girls already Have enough issues and lawd knows I'd hate to see her upset out petty shite like boys and such. No worries here though, she's got a brother 2 yrs older who's opposite, 100% on the charts and mean as a bull. He loves and protects that little girl already so lawd help the hard legs that'll be after his sissy
Our kids are exactly alike.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 8:34 am
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:33 am to jmh5724
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I want the one who will marry into money
Boom
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:44 am to theantiquetiger
Gorgeous. Life is easier for pretty people.
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