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re: Husband makes spreadsheet of Wife's excuses for no sex
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:38 pm to Topwater Trout
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:38 pm to Topwater Trout
I would love to know who is married and who isn't in this thread to match up with opinions 
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:38 pm to Topwater Trout
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He probably is actually asking "hey babe you wanna do it"...yeh that is a real mood setter
She said herself they've been super busy. Can't Get Enough of Your Love by Barry White is over 4 and half minutes long.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:39 pm to fightin tigers
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I wonder if he has tried the old, "hey babe, you seen my washcloth?"
I am guessing he is pretty lame...you ask/try for sex 28x and are succesful 3x you are doing something wrong
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:39 pm to Mr Gardoki
not married
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:40 pm to Topwater Trout
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if you ask me the husband is to blame. He probably is actually asking "hey babe you wanna do it"...yeh that is a real mood setter
fine, but it was enough for her at one time...otherwise he wouldn't have married her...she changed
and it's obvious that they had a discussion in the past that went along the lines of:
"you are always rejecting me"
"no I'm not, you just have selective memory"
......O'rly?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:41 pm to Topwater Trout
Not a surprise based your post immediately before this.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:41 pm to Topwater Trout
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ask me the husband is to blame. He probably is actually asking "hey babe you wanna do it"...yeh that is a real mood setter
I usually do the helicopter or the thigh clap. Works everytime
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:42 pm to Iona Fan Man
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but it was enough for her at one time...otherwise he wouldn't have married her...she changed
this is a valid point
quote:
and it's obvious that they had a discussion in the past that went along the lines of:
"you are always rejecting me"
"no I'm not, you just have selective memory"
yeah. way back when, i would do this. data is not your friend
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:43 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:
not married
obviously
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:43 pm to Iona Fan Man
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but it was enough for her at one time
you are sure he was always like that?
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and it's obvious that they had a discussion in the past that went along the lines of: "you are always rejecting me"
he should tell her no a few times...reject her
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:43 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
I mean look at the frequency at which he's asking. I'm not married and even I know what he's asking for isn't realistic. I think if you married and getting it once a week you're doing pretty well.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:43 pm to Jake88
jake88
words of truth
Men should figure this out early.
The other side of the coin though is that women need to realize that in general men and women see the expression of love differently. We both want to see the other person trying to please us but that requires different things. Women appreciate their men expressing love for them when they provide for them, protect them, tell them they are loved, and spend time with them. Men see that expression of love in sex, attentiveness, and respect.
We understand women don't always want to have sex, don't feel in the mood, or simply don't have the same libido as men do.
The thing is men don't get up every morning and think I want to go to work today, I want to bust my arse for my boss, and when I get home I want to mow the yard and take out the trash. There are probably few that want to sit on the couch and watch sitcoms with their women either.
words of truth
Men should figure this out early.
The other side of the coin though is that women need to realize that in general men and women see the expression of love differently. We both want to see the other person trying to please us but that requires different things. Women appreciate their men expressing love for them when they provide for them, protect them, tell them they are loved, and spend time with them. Men see that expression of love in sex, attentiveness, and respect.
We understand women don't always want to have sex, don't feel in the mood, or simply don't have the same libido as men do.
The thing is men don't get up every morning and think I want to go to work today, I want to bust my arse for my boss, and when I get home I want to mow the yard and take out the trash. There are probably few that want to sit on the couch and watch sitcoms with their women either.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:44 pm to Mr Gardoki
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would love to know who is married and who isn't in this thread to match up with opinions
I'm divorced so anything I say can be held against me by the womenz.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:45 pm to Mr Gardoki
Married, happily.
No sex this week, but it fairness I can home this week from vegas with a suitcase of stripper sweat stained clothes.
Also she is busy with semester finals and studing for her boards.
Dry streak ends tonight.
No sex this week, but it fairness I can home this week from vegas with a suitcase of stripper sweat stained clothes.
Also she is busy with semester finals and studing for her boards.
Dry streak ends tonight.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:45 pm to Bleeding purple
quote:You hit the nail on the head with this one.
let me break this down for all of you who didn't catch it. "I gained some weight this winter..." That right there is the reason she is not sexing it up. Men have sex when they feel their partner is sexy Women have sex when they themselves feel sexy. and "some" when referring to weight means she had to buy new clothes.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:45 pm to Jake88
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Not a surprise based your post immediately before this.
Yeh because men can never be the problem
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:45 pm to Iona Fan Man
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but it was enough for her at one time...otherwise he wouldn't have married her...she changed
reminds me of the count from a couple of weeks ago that knew she didn't like sex but forced herself to bang a guy into marriage and then closed up shop because she had trapped him and couldn't understand why he was unhappy.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:46 pm to Goldrush25
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I mean look at the frequency at which he's asking
great point
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:47 pm to SlowFlowPro
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yeah. way back when, i would do this. data is not your friend
We had friends who got in this argument one time and she said that there would be a 'WF' on the calender everytime for when "we fricked".
By the end of the month it was pretty impressive. There is debate if she didn't go over and above her usual effort.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 12:48 pm to fightin tigers
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Dry streak ends tonight.
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