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re: Husband and wife find out they are actually twins

Posted on 4/15/17 at 5:52 pm to
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85425 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 5:52 pm to
So how would this go? Yeah never talk to your wife again. But at the same time, never speak to your twin again.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
39501 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 5:56 pm to
this story is from The Sun, which is the UK version of the national enquirer
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85425 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 5:58 pm to
quote:


I'm just imagining explaining to your new significant other why you're previous marriage ended in divorce.


Yeah, so your ex wife is now my sister in law?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

I have met one of my 2nd cousins only once, she was smoking hot, I would of hit it that night if I could.


Second cousins are legal FWIW. You should have at least tried.
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5565 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

HIM: what's your birthday?
HER: October 23, 1982
HIM: me too! Where are you from?
HER: buttfrick, MS
HIM: me too! Any brother or sister?
HER: step brother- I'm adopted
HIM: me too! Do you know your biological parents?
HER: no they died in a car crash when I was just a baby
HIM: met too! any birthmarks?
HER: yup - one in the shape of a clover on my right buttock.
HIM: me too! We kind look alike dontcha think?
HER: yeah
HIM: yeah
HER: yeah
HIM: yeah........wanna frick and then maybe create a secret language that no one knows but us?
HER: sure why not?




Incredible
Posted by PrincessKitty1026
Gainesville, FL
Member since Apr 2017
65 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:34 pm to
How?... Just how?...
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 6:58 pm to
How can you just live with the fact that you are married to your biological sibling and already mashed your genitals with him/her?

It would have to be a special kind of crazy love for them to not break up after this.
This post was edited on 4/15/17 at 6:59 pm
Posted by bushwacker
youngsville
Member since Feb 2010
4010 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 7:10 pm to
Somebody has to know who this is. Need pics. Lol
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33105 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 7:35 pm to
Found out I was distant cousins with a girl on our first date. She was one of the best looking girls at NLU in the early 80's.
Posted by jlntiger
Member since Feb 2011
1550 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 7:39 pm to
Still sucks to be them.
Posted by jlntiger
Member since Feb 2011
1550 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 7:39 pm to
Was going to ask names but she was a little before that
Posted by CaptN
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2013
384 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 8:46 pm to
Has now been confirmed as fake news.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:07 pm to
Louisiana
Posted by brmark70816
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2011
11137 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:09 pm to
I'm glad to hear its fake, would be awful for those people. Its pretty bad that siblings get separated, but do twins get seperated often? You would think that social services would keep them together..
Posted by 20MuleTeam
West Hartford
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 10:17 pm to
Worthless without pics
Posted by The7Sins
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Member since Nov 2012
1178 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 11:32 pm to
This is something I'd expect to read on the Crusader Kings 2 Reddit.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 11:36 pm to
i think its righteous that their DNA can't reproduce with each other
Posted by beachreb61
Long Beach, MS
Member since Nov 2009
1715 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 11:36 pm to
The. Sun. Batboy lives. Not credible. So sorry.
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 4/15/17 at 11:46 pm to
LMFAO at the idiots suckered by this.

The Sun does not even pretend to be news or factual.

Only reason to pick it up is the page 3 girl.
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2541 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 1:00 am to
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