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re: How to meet women after college?

Posted on 6/18/17 at 3:05 pm to
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45664 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 3:05 pm to
You are one of my favorite alter troll accounts
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
14495 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 3:06 pm to
Hit up goldennugget
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45243 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

i want to meet women who were in sororities, went to private school, but also smart and open to non white dude


quote:

Im poor and fat. and i have dark skin.


I am surprised you are here. With all of the unicorns kicking your door in, how do you have time to post?

You want a BMW 8 series and can afford a 1983 C-10 with rusty fenders. Since you are going to drive something anyway you may as well go get that Chevy.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

i want to meet women who were in sororities, went to private school


Get involved with some volunteer organization that works with the Junior League.

quote:

open to non white dude


Never mind.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

open to non white dude

is this bad ? i cant change my skin color
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17333 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 3:22 pm to
Get out of the house and carve a life out for yourself.
Posted by TigerHoochie
Member since Jun 2017
247 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 3:23 pm to
Get off a Internet message board and go out and make yourself more "marketable". Workout, eat healthy and read a book or two. Have something interesting to talk about and ffs don't appear desperate.
This post was edited on 6/18/17 at 3:29 pm
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19284 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

i cant change my skin color



Michael Jackson says hi
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

Im not. im lonely. I need to meet some women after i got my heat broken



No wonder. Look at how you talk about yourself in this thread. Your brain is going to believe what you say about yourself whether it's true or not. You will continue to fail with women, with that attitude. Focus on your priorities and purpose in life.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:20 pm to
Look around match.com. when you find someone you work with, send them a wink.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32676 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 4:54 pm to
Hot girls don't want you baw. Understand your limits and settle for a fat chick that will suck your pickle dry if you wear a flavored condom
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37547 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:03 pm to
Church
Sports rec leagues
Go out to eat
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
14495 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

Church


Best place out there for meeting wimmenz
Posted by CSCerky
BR
Member since Sep 2013
363 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:50 pm to
Tinder, bars, at events that you're interested in
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:56 pm to
They usually just come up to me while grabbing a beer. Thanks Mom and Dad for the genes.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115555 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

Don't go to a college bar solo and try to pick up chicks.


Why? If you know what you're doing it can be easier than if you're with friends.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:02 pm to
LINK


A scrub is a guy that think he's fine and is
Also known as a buster (buster, buster)
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke arse
So
No, I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
Don't want none of your time and
No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me

But a scrub is checkin' me but his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
'Cause I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
Can't get wit' no deadbeat arse
So (yeah, yeah)
No, I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time

No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yea son I'm talking to you
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no I don't want no (oh)

no scrub
(Scrub)(no love)
(No) no scrub
(Scrub) no no
(No) no scrub
(Scrub) no no no no (no)
(Scrub) no no

See, if you can't spatially expand my horizons
Then that leaves you in a class with scrubs never risin'
I don't find it surprisin' if you don't have the g's
To please me and bounce from here to the coast of overseas
So, let me give you somethin' to think about
Inundate your mind with intentions to turn you out
Can't forget the focus on the picture in front of me
You as clear as DVD on digital TV screen
Satisfy my appetite with something spectacular
Check your vernacular and then I get back to ya
With diamond like precision, insatiable is what I envision
Can't detect acquisition from your friend's expedition
Mr. Big Willy if you really wanna know
Ask Chilli, could I be a silly ho
Not really, T-Boz and all my señoritas
Is steppin' on your Filas but you don't hear me though


Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78941 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

Go to church, heathen. Lots of girls there



In their early 20s?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72685 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:08 pm to
Please be an Owlvis OP switcheroo thread:

I'll bite:

Go to a distant WalMart

Buy the following with cash-

Duct tape
Chloroform
Twine
Contractor Grade 55 Gallon Trash Bags
Posted by Port Royal
You Name It , I've Been There
Member since Nov 2016
1811 posts
Posted on 6/18/17 at 6:13 pm to
Get really sick, go to the ER, lot's of cute single RN's

Worked for me
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