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How to Disable a Female Rapist Who Wants to Steal Your Precious Seed.(diagram)

Posted on 11/6/15 at 4:56 pm
Posted by PocketAces
Member since Apr 2015
2207 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 4:56 pm


lol at "front butt"
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
43342 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 4:57 pm to
Triggered
Posted by lsufan9193969700
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2003
55953 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 4:58 pm to
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72881 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 4:58 pm to
I've never tried it, but there's no way the count punt is effective.

That's the toughest piece of human that ever existed. If they made tires out of that stuff they'd last for centuries.
Posted by Horsemeat
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15697 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 5:02 pm to
Hopefully your foot doesn't get stuck.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 5:02 pm to


Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
26545 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 5:05 pm to
If you go out dressed in your slutty banana hammock you are just asking for it.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139230 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

If you go out dressed in your slutty banana hammock you are just asking for it.


I'm going on a slut walk to protest your ignorance of the victimized!!!!!
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 5:52 pm to
Don't worry Andrew...no one is trying to rape this guy

Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 7:14 pm to
My anger management counselor(woman) says it's impossible for a man to be raped.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41805 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 7:18 pm to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

My anger management counselor(woman) says it's impossible for a man to be raped.


Did you hit her?
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
11070 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 7:26 pm to
The purple nurple, very effective.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

That's the toughest piece of human that ever existed. If they made tires out of that stuff they'd last for centuries.



Have you ever had it slam shut on your dick and never let you go? Penis Captivus is the term for it. Literally happened to me once. It was uh funny and awkward.
Posted by BobMayonnaise
Memphis
Member since Feb 2009
1504 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 7:41 pm to
Shouldn't have flaunted it in that thong
Posted by LSU2001
Cut Off, La.
Member since Nov 2007
2388 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

That's the toughest piece of human that ever existed. If they made tires out of that stuff they'd last for centuries.


Yep, but you better hope you never hit wet roads, you'd lose all traction and slip all over
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19990 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 9:56 pm to
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
4525 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:10 pm to
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