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re: How Relationships Become Stale and Boring (and what to do about it)

Posted on 5/16/18 at 9:49 am to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 9:49 am to
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Pecker this generic millennial relationship advice "be spontaneous" "spend time alone" "do some sexting" is beneath you





You got to start with the basics. If dudes can't think high-level they'll never be able to get granular
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171949 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 9:49 am to
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These are the days she pretends to be asleep for hours, stifling back laughter, praying eventually you’ll give up your stupidity and go about your day. She’s still sore from Jody beating it up yesterday while you were at the gym.


That's some serious projection, man.
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
18137 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 9:51 am to
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That's not the message my dude. It goes both ways.


Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 9:53 am to
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Tell me the part about being intriguing....


It's a good thing
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86255 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 9:57 am to
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Anyone taking a POS write-up like this seriously isn't going to be successful at relationships.
meh, the style is funny and the underlying message is actually pretty solid. Upvoted
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
66298 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 9:58 am to
I can't wait until you're 45, have two kids, not really attracted to your SO, and your testosterone level is down.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 10:04 am to
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I can't wait until you're 45, have two kids, not really attracted to your SO, and your testosterone level is down.




That's a terrible thing to say. I'm still here for you tho
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
294630 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 10:05 am to
Thats generic Hallmark card type of advise.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171949 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 10:08 am to
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I can't wait until you're 45, have two kids, not really attracted to your SO, and your testosterone level is down.


Y'all are some angry, projecting fricks today.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37417 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 10:34 am to
You make candles?
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 10:47 am to
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You make candles?


Yes I do. With wax and various wick types and pleasant fragrances.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104234 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 10:51 am to
Pecker is the OT's own Oprah.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61473 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 10:57 am to
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I'll leave the gym with a pump (on back and shoulders day) and go straight home and start making candles.

Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49660 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 10:58 am to
Pecker is BananaHammock is SunHog etc.

This schtick is old but usually pretty entertaining. This post was a little low-T though.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77720 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 10:59 am to
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3. Spend Some Time Apart
Spend solo time with your friends and family, or just try to regularly do something you love alone.

Having alone time is very important because it gives you an identity outside of the relationship

You’ll have more to talk about without that feeling that you know all there is to know about each other.


It’s appalling the number of couple I know that takes an act of congress to have a girls/guys night out, let alone a road trip.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171949 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 11:01 am to
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Pecker is BananaHammock is SunHog etc.


Banana is slightly gay and sunhog was a Halloween costume model who bragged about a buddy with a private jet.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32980 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 11:02 am to
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These are the days she pretends to be asleep for hours, stifling back laughter, praying eventually you’ll give up your stupidity and go about your day. She’s still sore from Jody beating it up yesterday while you were at the gym.

She broke you baw.
quote:

Sorry about the tiny dick.
I work out for me. My tiny dick has nothing to do with it.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
42837 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 11:05 am to
Can people just communicate their desires and complaints? This thread proves people don't know how to communicate anymore.

shite, that's what I love about my S/O when she has an issue she brings it up and we deal with it and vice versa. It's not perfect but damn it's better than any other relationship I've been in. It's also helpful that were both in our 30's and not about the games.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49660 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 11:06 am to
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Banana is slightly gay and sunhog was a Halloween costume model who bragged about a buddy with a private jet.

And their posting styles on the OT were extremely similar to OP
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
21133 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 11:06 am to
Pulled my gf in a dressing room, convinced her to pull down panties and bend over.... it was pretty hot! And only had a curtain blocking hall way! We do things like that, keeps the spice up.
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