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How much toilet paper is the right amount to keep in your bathroom?

Posted on 6/7/23 at 1:47 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5345 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 1:47 pm
I admit that I’m pretty overstocked. I have 20 rolls in my bathroom even though I have a bidet installed on my toilet. It’ll probably take me over a year to use that much.

How much do most normal people keep in the bathroom at a time?
This post was edited on 6/7/23 at 1:48 pm
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10238 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 1:48 pm to
I only have 1 roll in the house for emergencies. I usually shite before I shower. When I finish I jump in the shower and spread them cheeks for the splash.
This post was edited on 6/7/23 at 1:52 pm
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 1:48 pm to
Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
13364 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 1:48 pm to
void
This post was edited on 6/8/23 at 7:32 pm
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55475 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

Do you even bidet, bruh?


You telling me you put on your drawers with a wet butthole?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23430 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 1:50 pm to
one

Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3217 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 1:52 pm to
We buy all the RV/Camper Scott on the shelf in very 4-5 months.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14965 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 1:53 pm to
My grandmother just had 98 rolls delivered.
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38546 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 1:57 pm to
Installing a bidet significantly reduced the amount of toilet paper I used.

$50 well spent.
Posted by 427Nova
Member since Sep 2022
1722 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 1:58 pm to
20 rolls. Keeps paranoia down.
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
636 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 1:58 pm to
One on the holder and a spare.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14965 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

One on the holder and a spare.



I get that you probably didn't mean to reply to me, but I will clarify that my grandmother doesn't live in a 49-bathroom house.
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
4158 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

How much do most normal people keep in the bathroom at a time?


If you live with a woman it doesn’t matter how much you have it’s not enough.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7318 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 2:01 pm to
When there’s 1 roll or less left, then it’s time to get another 12 pack. A 12 pack will last me about 2 months.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
31049 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

If you live with a woman it doesn’t matter how much you have it’s not enough.


If I had know this before marriage I would have bought stock in toilet paper.
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
636 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

quote:
How much do most normal people keep in the bathroom at a time?


If you live with a woman it doesn’t matter how much you have it’s not enough.




Try living with three of them. I had to hide rolls of toilet paper to make sure I had some when I needed it.
This post was edited on 6/7/23 at 2:08 pm
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7413 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 2:07 pm to
I installed a bidet a few months ago. While it's quite nice to have a sparkling butthole, I think the TP savings are overblown. Unless you have some unholy disaster of a shite, it takes just as much TP to dry yourself after using the bidet.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65740 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 2:08 pm to
My run rate is about 24 rolls a year. Only item I Walmart pickup because I don't want anyone to think I'm buying and holding a poo.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30578 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 2:09 pm to
Subtle advertisement that OP keeps his butthole clean
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