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How many wedding koozies do you have from since divorced couples?

Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:07 pm
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:07 pm
Was going through the koozie box in my pantry.

I counted 6
This post was edited on 5/9/21 at 10:07 pm
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:10 pm to
I brought my boys coozie from his first wedding to the second wedding. Laughs were had by some - not all.
Posted by LaBR4
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:11 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:13 pm to
I don't think I've ever received a wedding koozie but probably about half of the weddings I've stood in the couples are divorced now.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19238 posts
Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:13 pm to
If I actually held onto, it’s probably 4. I throw them out. Most of my koozies are sports themed.

Only wedding koozies I have kept were our own. Not divorced.
This post was edited on 5/9/21 at 10:14 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:20 pm to
Wedding koozies are trashy, fitting that so many couples that would go that route would end up divorced.
Posted by 50407Tiger
Member since Oct 2019
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:23 pm to
Cheaper than a shotglass? No wonder they get divorced.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:24 pm to
Just one so far.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:25 pm to
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Wedding koozies are trashy,


So is shooting up herion and going to prison.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

Wedding koozies are trashy,




So is shooting up herion and going to prison.


Posted by Jcorye1
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:29 pm to
Goddamn. Like I find SuperSaints shtick as annoying as the rest, but good lord no need to bodybag him
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:30 pm to
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Wedding koozies are trashy


Not if they’re neoprene baw.
Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

brought my boys coozie from his first wedding to the second wedding. Laughs were had by some - not all.



Outstanding

quote:

LazloHollyfeld

I want your username. One of my favorite movies ever.
This post was edited on 5/9/21 at 10:32 pm
Posted by Lester Earl
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:32 pm to
So is back channeling OT women behind your wife’s back
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

So is back channeling OT women behind your wife’s back



Posted by urinetrouble
Member since Oct 2007
20640 posts
Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:35 pm to
You mean you don’t want to drink out of a camo koozie that says:

The Hunt is Over:
Bryce & Alexis
2017
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:36 pm to
So is lying about being an attorney
This post was edited on 5/9/21 at 10:53 pm
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13763 posts
Posted on 5/9/21 at 10:49 pm to
My friend's 2nd wife loves to use his koozie from first marriage
This post was edited on 5/9/21 at 10:49 pm
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79410 posts
Posted on 5/9/21 at 11:04 pm to
My favorite says “let the adventure begin” on the back for a marriage that was absolutely an adventure for all of 4 months.

It’s one of my more prized possessions.
This post was edited on 5/9/21 at 11:08 pm
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3735 posts
Posted on 5/9/21 at 11:11 pm to
I’ve never taken a koozie home from a party. I have no idea where the ones we have came from. So weird.

ETA obligatory :I’ve seen better koozies in the quad: gif

This post was edited on 5/9/21 at 11:56 pm
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