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re: How many sheets of TP do you use?
Posted on 11/2/24 at 8:59 am to TheHarahanian
Posted on 11/2/24 at 8:59 am to TheHarahanian
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If you are wiping your arse with that, Houston we have a problem.
That is a cloth hand towel dispenser.
Posted on 11/2/24 at 9:07 am to The Torch
Yep, 1 Dude wipe per poop.
Once you go wet wipe you can never go back to dry TP.
Once you go wet wipe you can never go back to dry TP.
Posted on 11/2/24 at 9:32 am to Shamoan
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Bidet, so maybe 4 or 5
problem with a Bidet is when you have to go non bidet, it's no bueno.
Posted on 11/2/24 at 9:48 am to DavidTheGnome
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I'm guessing you're female?
Yeah
Posted on 11/2/24 at 9:56 am to Bayou
FIL uses exactly 4, never peels off any more than that nor any less. This came up when we were caring for MIL during her dementia/decline. To wipe her I would peel off enough based on the task at hand.
Sometimes he would do the dispensing of the paper and hand it to me. He would count to four sheets as he pulled and tore. I had to laugh and sometimes tell him I need a lot because it was a mess down there.
His action is solely cost basis. Everything he does has to be the least cost, ie: tools, supplies, gas, napkins, food, autos……cheapest he can find.
Sometimes he would do the dispensing of the paper and hand it to me. He would count to four sheets as he pulled and tore. I had to laugh and sometimes tell him I need a lot because it was a mess down there.
His action is solely cost basis. Everything he does has to be the least cost, ie: tools, supplies, gas, napkins, food, autos……cheapest he can find.
Posted on 11/2/24 at 11:57 am to Bayou
Anyone that only uses 5 still has shite on their arse.
Posted on 11/2/24 at 12:36 pm to Bayou
Got a bidet.
Use that, three sheets folded. Done
Use that, three sheets folded. Done
Posted on 11/2/24 at 12:38 pm to aTmTexas Dillo
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problem with a Bidet is when you have to go non bidet, it's no bueno.
At the in-laws for the weekend and I was just thinking this. I feel like a philistine. At least they have good TP.
That one ply Scott bullshite is the worst
Posted on 11/2/24 at 1:52 pm to L1C4
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As many as needed.
This^
I can’t say I have ever once counted the number of sheets I use or even thought of counting the sheets.
Posted on 11/2/24 at 10:15 pm to fr33manator
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That one ply Scott bullshite is the worst
That stuff is like wiping your arse with some rolling papers.

Posted on 11/2/24 at 11:48 pm to tiggerfan02 2021
In brazil you can't flush the paper because their pipes are so small it will plug. You have a tiny trash can that your supposed to deposit your "used" paper in with a little foot pedal which is obviously designed not to open the can but to flip the whole can over emptying its contents on the floor. Doing this in a public restroom is not advised.
Most if not all homes have a water hose coming out of the wall with a sprayer end exactly like you use to wash your car. You turn it on with separate faucet and spray your arse. It takes a minute to get the angle right. My first time I sprayed it all over the ceiling.
Most if not all homes have a water hose coming out of the wall with a sprayer end exactly like you use to wash your car. You turn it on with separate faucet and spray your arse. It takes a minute to get the angle right. My first time I sprayed it all over the ceiling.
Posted on 11/3/24 at 4:36 am to UncleFestersLegs
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Most if not all homes have a water hose coming out of the wall with a sprayer end exactly like you use to wash your car. You turn it on with separate faucet and spray your arse. It takes a minute to get the angle right. My first time I sprayed it all over the ceiling.
Why not just get a bidet. I think I paid 20 dollars for mine. No frills, just cold water that will send a shrivel down your spine at 6 am on cold morning after your morning glory session.
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