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re: How many sheets of TP do you use?

Posted on 11/2/24 at 8:59 am to
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9747 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 8:59 am to
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If you are wiping your arse with that, Houston we have a problem.

That is a cloth hand towel dispenser.
Posted by ATLsuTiger
Johns Creek
Member since Aug 2009
5603 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 9:07 am to
Yep, 1 Dude wipe per poop.

Once you go wet wipe you can never go back to dry TP.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
5579 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 9:15 am to
a shitload
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
19046 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 9:32 am to
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Bidet, so maybe 4 or 5


problem with a Bidet is when you have to go non bidet, it's no bueno.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21113 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 9:48 am to
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I'm guessing you're female?


Yeah
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21047 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 9:56 am to
FIL uses exactly 4, never peels off any more than that nor any less. This came up when we were caring for MIL during her dementia/decline. To wipe her I would peel off enough based on the task at hand.

Sometimes he would do the dispensing of the paper and hand it to me. He would count to four sheets as he pulled and tore. I had to laugh and sometimes tell him I need a lot because it was a mess down there.

His action is solely cost basis. Everything he does has to be the least cost, ie: tools, supplies, gas, napkins, food, autos……cheapest he can find.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
421 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 9:56 am to
I use a portable bidet. It works great for 300+ people who have trouble reaching..
[link=LINK Bidet[/link]

Never been so clean before and it takes all thw work out of it.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
12910 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 11:57 am to
Anyone that only uses 5 still has shite on their arse.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129902 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 12:36 pm to
Got a bidet.

Use that, three sheets folded. Done
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129902 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 12:38 pm to
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problem with a Bidet is when you have to go non bidet, it's no bueno.



At the in-laws for the weekend and I was just thinking this. I feel like a philistine. At least they have good TP.


That one ply Scott bullshite is the worst
Posted by JEC119
Member since Apr 2024
1208 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 1:52 pm to
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As many as needed.


This^

I can’t say I have ever once counted the number of sheets I use or even thought of counting the sheets.

Posted by tiggerfan02 2021
HSV
Member since Jan 2021
3524 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 10:15 pm to
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That one ply Scott bullshite is the worst


That stuff is like wiping your arse with some rolling papers.
Posted by UncleFestersLegs
Member since Nov 2010
14020 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 11:48 pm to
In brazil you can't flush the paper because their pipes are so small it will plug. You have a tiny trash can that your supposed to deposit your "used" paper in with a little foot pedal which is obviously designed not to open the can but to flip the whole can over emptying its contents on the floor. Doing this in a public restroom is not advised.

Most if not all homes have a water hose coming out of the wall with a sprayer end exactly like you use to wash your car. You turn it on with separate faucet and spray your arse. It takes a minute to get the angle right. My first time I sprayed it all over the ceiling.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9747 posts
Posted on 11/3/24 at 4:36 am to
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Most if not all homes have a water hose coming out of the wall with a sprayer end exactly like you use to wash your car. You turn it on with separate faucet and spray your arse. It takes a minute to get the angle right. My first time I sprayed it all over the ceiling.


Why not just get a bidet. I think I paid 20 dollars for mine. No frills, just cold water that will send a shrivel down your spine at 6 am on cold morning after your morning glory session.
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