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re: How many sheets of TP do you use?

Posted on 11/1/24 at 9:37 pm to
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1373 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 9:37 pm to
What kind of phsyco even freaking knows how many they use. I use how many it freaking takes
Posted by Tomherman
Member since Sep 2016
2000 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 9:37 pm to
As many as it takes. And yes frick you you commie environmentalist.
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1373 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 9:40 pm to
Maybe toilet paper being produced is the only thing stopping the enviro nuts from replacing all the trees with wind turbines.

I mean apparently if end times are upon us toilet paper is the most important item they can think of
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11026 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 9:52 pm to
I don’t, I wash it out and don’t just smear it all over myself.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4182 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 9:55 pm to
My problem is it ends up being like wiping the tip of a marker
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
22359 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Bidet, so maybe 4 or 5


4 or 5, then a Cottonelle wipe. On rare occasions, two Cottonelle wipes. Which, by the way, I learned about on this site. Someone said it will change your life so I decided to give it a try. I’ve never looked back.
This post was edited on 11/1/24 at 10:02 pm
Posted by Cleary Rebels
Member since Oct 2024
2899 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 10:01 pm to
Lots of sheets - I ain’t getting shite on my hands or leaving shite on my arse.
Posted by Harry3
Gretna
Member since Jan 2021
230 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 10:06 pm to
3 wipes of 6 sheets at least.
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1018 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 10:12 pm to
350
Posted by Tigertittie
Member since Sep 2021
644 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 10:12 pm to
Until there's blood
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
17749 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 10:34 pm to
1 sheet, Polish method.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
67975 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

There’s only one correct answer; as many as it takes.


I allow myself exactly one square. If still not clean after that, then it's just tough luck for me.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
99804 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 10:45 pm to
whatever it takes to come clean
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5782 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 11:36 pm to
quote:

allow myself exactly one square. If still not clean after that, then it's just tough luck for me.


Damn, I never knew Cheryl Crowe posted here!
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 11:42 pm to
threads about pooping and farts are most humorous to me because i still enjoy toilet humor thoroughly
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
23954 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 11:53 pm to
quote:

As many as needed.


No shite…..
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
14958 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 11:53 pm to
Don’t we have this bidet gentlemen vs mud butt heathens discussions every couple weeks?
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
47215 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 11:59 pm to
Bidet... Really cuts down on to usage. Hard to imagine people not getting one installed at this point
Posted by Roberteaux
mandeville
Member since Sep 2009
6109 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 12:12 am to
quote:

I usually peel off about 5 and fold over. I prefer the thickness for the wipe.


Pfff, I’m like 10 sheets minimum
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80040 posts
Posted on 11/2/24 at 12:17 am to
I’ve discovered the joy and satisfaction of washing my butt off instead of worrying about wiping to completion
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