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How many poor bastards are flying today?

Posted on 12/31/17 at 11:45 am
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52912 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 11:45 am
Already got bumped back to economy due to delays, dude next to me requested the seatbelt extension, and there will be no drink service on this flight.

Happy new year from American Airlines
This post was edited on 12/31/17 at 11:46 am
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 11:46 am to
Y2K+xvii is gonna cause flight malfunctions?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24373 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 11:49 am to
If that flight’s going down, you pull the fattie next to you over in front and use him like an airbag.

Lemonade from lemons.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 11:53 am to
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7092 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 11:55 am to
Not today, but I did have to fly on Christmas. Upgraded the whole way and was totally smashed upon reaching my destination.
Posted by gamatt53
Member since Nov 2010
4934 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 11:59 am to
Still sounds better than driving. Buck up buckaroo
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72198 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 12:04 pm to
On a flight now. Luckily I was leaving nashville and not going into nashville. Smooth sailing.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 12:23 pm to
If there ever comes a time when i have to request a seat belt extension on a flight, I'll just kill myself.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 12:45 pm to
Flew last night. Took off 20 minutes early. Landed 30 minutes early. Sat and waited 30 minutes for a gate when we passed 5 open gates. Finally got to the gate they told us to go to and it was occupied. Waited for that plane to leave then pulled up to find no gate agent
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67017 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

dude next to me requested the seatbelt extension

Posted by boutgrfanrx
Woodstock,GA
Member since Dec 2012
300 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 12:48 pm to
Left out of ATL this morning to head to MCO for the bowl. Quick in and flight. Spent maybe 3 minutes in security
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33913 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 12:49 pm to
Assert your authority. Jab your elbow into the fleshy underbelly that is sharing your seat with you. Force the whale to recoil into the aisle or the other person next to them
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