- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message

How many of you take your phone when you go poop ?
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:51 am
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:51 am
I've gotten to the point where I can't poop without mine.
My wife does this too.
My wife does this too.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:51 am to The Torch
No need to do so. We have a landline in the bathroom next to the toilet.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:52 am to The Torch
The phone is the new newspaper/magazine.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:53 am to The Torch
I use my toilet paper app.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:53 am to The Torch
60% of my TD posts are made on the shitter
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:55 am to The Torch
Imagine all the undetected fecal matter on people's cellphones.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:55 am to The Torch
I don't even remember what it was like to the bathroom without it.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:56 am to The Torch
I'm shitting right now. Drank draft beer and ate Mexican last night.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:56 am to The Torch
quote:Pics of wife or she doesn't exist
My wife does this too.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:57 am to The Torch
On mine now. I disinfect it at least once a day.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:57 am to The Torch
Pooping without a phone in hand is like driving without a phone in hand...boring as frick!
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:57 am to Paul Allen
quote:
No need to do so. We have a landline in the bathroom next to the toilet.
Wat?
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:57 am to The Torch
My phone goes everywhere with me.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:58 am to The Torch
quote:
My wife does this too.
girls dont poop
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:58 am to The Torch
I have to poop with my phone and our electric space heater. Our space heater went out last week so I ordered another. I was basically constipated the next three days because the space heater wasn't going
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:59 am to The Torch
I won't poop unless I have access to td
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:59 am to Paul Allen
quote:
No need to do so. We have a landline in the bathroom next to the toilet.

Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:59 am to The Torch
quote:
How many of you take your phone when you go poop ?
I've gotten to the point where I can't poop without mine.
My wife does this too.
Distracted shitting, there ought to be a law.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 12:00 pm to lsu480
He doesn't need his cell phone because he has a landline next to his toilet. You dumb or something?
Popular
Back to top
