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re: How many of you are generic beer drinkers?

Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:40 pm to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:40 pm to
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The only neck beard I know is tigerbaitn08. He must be a hipster.


Yep I’m so hip
Posted by SM6
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:40 pm to
I’ll grab a six pack of Simpler Times any time I am at Trader Joe’s.

I appreciate a good craft beer, but sometimes I like to crush a six pack and am not trying to develop tasting notes while doing it.

The same reason why I love white wines from the Rhône Valley, but will gladly house a bottle of Kendall Jackson.
Posted by Jake88
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:41 pm to
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He's one of those gym rats who wears basketball sneakers and cargo shorts
No, he's gay. Just hasn't come out to himself.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:42 pm to
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Pechon


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been divorced years ago.


Shocker
Posted by Pechon
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:44 pm to
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I don't get the either/or mentality.


I'll drink Miller Lite when buying buckets at the bowling alley with friends. We all can agree on that and they charge way too much for anything that isn't Miller or Bud. Hell they even think Dixie is fancy.

If I'm buying for myself I'll do something different, especially when I travel.

I just find it funny how you have insecure and bland people who project how you're not a real man unless you drink only macro brew crap because they're scared of different things.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:46 pm to
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The same reason why I love white wines from the Rhône Valley, but will gladly house a bottle of Kendall Jackson.

Kendall Jackson is your cheap wine? shite that's like $20 bottle. I usually have company over and my dress jeans on for that.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:47 pm to
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Sadly when people think of craft beer drinkers you think of some hipster douchebag drinking one of 100,000 different kinds of goddamn IPAs. God forbid these assholes brew anything different.

IPAs are basically pumpkin spice lattes for basic bitch dudes.



Amen!

I'm so sick of these over hopped beers that taste like my wife's perfume.

IPA's are the dick measuring of craft brewers.

Give me a good stout, amber, or brown ale.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:47 pm to
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I just find it funny how you have insecure and bland people who project how you're not a real man unless you drink only macro brew crap because they're scared of different things.
And on the flip side you have insecure and bland people that think anyone that can enjoy a macro is a tasteless philistine.

Both are equally annoying. Drink what you like.
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:47 pm to
What’s goin on in here?
Posted by Pechon
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:47 pm to
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I appreciate a good craft beer, but sometimes I like to crush a six pack and am not trying to develop tasting notes while doing it.


Who says you can't do that? Because of sites like Beer Advocate? The people on beer advocate would rate their own farts if there was a website for it. That's a special group.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:48 pm to
WTF
I thought everyone rated their farts.
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:49 pm to
I don't drink beer often, mostly jack and coke, but when I do, it's a miller lite, Coors light or ultra
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:51 pm to
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What’s goin on in here?

Craft beer drinker calling Bud Heavy drinker unrefined. Bud Heavy drinker calling craft beer drinker a retarded hipster. Pretty much a normal OT thread.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:52 pm to
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I thought everyone rated their farts.


That's crass. We call them toots.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:53 pm to
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I just find it funny how you have insecure and bland people who project how you're not a real man unless you drink only macro brew crap because they're scared of different things.


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project


Isn’t that kinda what you’re doing right now?
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:53 pm to
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IPA's are the dick measuring of craft brewers.


It's also the first style many start with when they start learning how to brew. Because of all the hops it can mask things like esters that haven't been consumed by the yeast so it doesn't have to be aged as long.

Compare to a Pilsner that has to be fermented at a cooler temperature and because it's lightly hopped and the lighter body, if it's not aged long enough the esters left over give it a funny taste. In some cases a butterscotch taste if you haven't done what's called a diacetyl rest.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 7:56 pm to
Sounds about right. I am drinking bourbon.
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 8:06 pm to
I'll take a Miller lite if I had to have 1 for the rest of my life. I may be trashy, but I'm not gay and fat
Posted by Zendog
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Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 8:12 pm to
I got a job
Posted by Fight4LSU
Kenner
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 10/25/19 at 9:10 pm to
Bud Light or Labatt Blue is usually my go to, but I have tried many different kind of beers. I like Canebrake. Honestly the only beer I ever bought that I threw away after trying is Envie. That shite tasted like what I’d imagine floor cleaner would taste like.
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