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How many of y'all waddle?
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:20 pm
Living in the south I've noticed that half the adult population and a significant amount of children don't walk like normal people but instead waddle like ducks. This is probably due to the ubiquity of obesity down here. I find it especially annoying walking behind these waddlers. I've also noticed that there are more female waddlers than men
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Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:21 pm to CommoDawg
My extremely pregnant wife waddles
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:21 pm to CommoDawg
It's on account of deez big nutz
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:22 pm to CommoDawg
Obesity is a national problem frick face
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:22 pm to CommoDawg
Gotta shake dat tail feather
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:22 pm to CommoDawg
A lot of dark-pigmented people waddle in the grocery stores. Pisses me the frick off. Just let me get to my godddam cereal without taking the scenic route.
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:23 pm to CommoDawg
Big dick problems. We know you won’t understand.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:25 pm to CommoDawg
I walk with a limp because I carry an anaconda in my pants all day.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:27 pm to CommoDawg
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:29 pm to CommoDawg
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:32 pm to donRANDOMnumbers
quote:yeah but let's not act like it isn't much worse in the deep south.
Obesity is a national problem frick face
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:46 pm to CommoDawg
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 9:50 pm
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:22 pm to CommoDawg
I have chronic swamp arse, baw.
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 3/1/18 at 10:25 pm to CommoDawg
Small dick, massive seed makers. I waddle.
My balls have slapped my leg so hard while running that I've thrown up.
My balls have slapped my leg so hard while running that I've thrown up.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 10:41 pm to CommoDawg
you’re favorite demographic waddles more than anyone on earth per capita. but muh welfare
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 3/1/18 at 11:09 pm to CommoDawg
I’m not fat, but I have one leg that’s about an inch shorter than the other and makes me waddle a little bit. If I’ve had a few drinks, this makes bouncers think I’m drunker than I actually am, which has led to some shite talking between the bouncers and my friends and me.
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 11:11 pm
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