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How many beers can you drink without pissing?

Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:11 pm
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5268 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:11 pm
And why does a glass of water in the middle of the night send you to the restroom, when 8 beers won’t at a bar?
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7815 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:15 pm to
3 and a half.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33038 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:17 pm to
3ish
Posted by midnight1961
Member since Jan 2007
1588 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:17 pm to
I can usually drink 6 or so before having to piss. After that first piss, it's about a piss after every beer.

I chalk it up to old age (62)
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
36223 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:18 pm to
Drinking bud light means you gotta squat
Posted by Deplorable Duke
Lousyana
Member since Nov 2016
2619 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:24 pm to
It’s called “breaking the seal.”
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
13886 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:24 pm to
Depends on location. At a Mardi Gras parade or tailgating I have a bladder of steel. At home, different story.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58787 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:26 pm to
College - a case

Now - looking at a beer does it
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51553 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:27 pm to
Half as many as 10 years ago
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:27 pm to
I can go for 10-12 initially but after I piss the first time I have to piss after every two.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
6738 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:28 pm to
Just remember to hit a bottle of water periodically. And right before bed. No hangover.
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11723 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:36 pm to
It really depends on what I drink prior to beginning drinking beer. But once the seals tapped, I’ll start pissing like a cow in flat rock.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6917 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:40 pm to
Recently I managed to slam a 6er of Dos Equis after I mowed the grass and never took a piss. It caught up to me shortly after and I pissed like a race horse a few times, but I was impressed I managed all 6 and never whip my dick out.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
38018 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

I can go for 10-12 initially but after I piss the first time I have to piss after every two.




Posted by RickAstley
Reno, Nevada
Member since May 2011
2123 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:48 pm to
It depends on what I am doing and how hot it is outside. If its 90+ degrees outside and I am doing anything outdoor related, I can drink all day without pissing. If I'm inside watching a ball game, I'll have to piss after every beer.

Regardless of how my drinking goes, I end up having to piss all night.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58787 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

I end up having to piss all night.


Welcome to getting old.

Posted by Deplorableinohio
Member since Dec 2018
6501 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 8:54 pm to
Three fitty.
Posted by Frogonmytoe
Member since Jun 2023
330 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 9:09 pm to
Never was much of a beer drinker. It always felt like a task. Took to much effort to catch a buzz. Ad in the having to piss every hour.
Posted by hottub
Member since Dec 2012
3596 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

Recently I managed to slam a 6er of Dos Equis



They go down so smooth
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31806 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 9:17 pm to
1. Maybe.

Downvote me all you want, but bladder problems run in my dad's side of the family. I can drink a lot of beer, but probably be at the bathroom even more.

I know. Pathetic.
This post was edited on 8/31/23 at 9:18 pm
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