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re: How many 8 year olds can you take on?
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:46 am to FenrirTheBeard
Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:46 am to FenrirTheBeard
Am I allowed to beat a kid up with another kid? Like can I take a skinny kid around the ankles and start swinging him at the others?
Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:11 am to Spock's Eyebrow
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What's their skill level?

Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:56 am to FenrirTheBeard
There is a test somewhere that tells you how many 5 year olds you can take on.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 6:05 am to BRgetthenet
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Is it scientific though?
It's for fun...and at least it's original in the question.
This thread, however, is not.

Posted on 2/22/16 at 6:12 am to Pectus
A couple sneaking up behind you and kicking you in the balls would be when things go downhill quickly. I think skill level is important here. I have an 8 year old nephew who is hell on wheels and wrestles and plays football like a madman. 10 of him would be interesting at once, especially if they jump on you like the clones in The Matrix.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 6:27 am to FenrirTheBeard
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Are they without weapons?
Everyone is weapon less
If I don't have my knife, that means the fight is taking place in either a shower stall or a federal courthouse. Completely different strategeries.
But the correct answer is 42.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 6:28 am to FenrirTheBeard
Am I allowed to wear a cup? 8 years old love to go for the nut shot.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 6:52 am to FenrirTheBeard
If it was a fight to the death there would be a significant shortage of 9 yr olds the following year
Posted on 2/22/16 at 7:49 am to FenrirTheBeard
I have two 8 yr old sons and they haven't been able to yet. They are some tough little sob's, masters at mental warfare. 

Posted on 2/22/16 at 7:52 am to FenrirTheBeard
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:00 am to lsu480
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they couldn't jump down from up above during the fight
made me

Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:14 am to FenrirTheBeard
Are these 8 year olds named Rocky, Tum Tum, or Colt?
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:42 am to FenrirTheBeard
I think I could taken on the same amount that Jared gave his footlong sub to..... or at least somewhere in that ballpark.
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:52 am to St Augustine
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Are these 8 year olds named Rocky, Tum Tum, or Colt?
This is a valid question
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:59 am to dcrews
If you let the wrong one get behind you it's over, my 8 year old can tap me out if he sneaks up on me, and I'm not weak by any stretch of the imagination.
This post was edited on 2/22/16 at 9:00 am
Posted on 2/22/16 at 10:38 am to BigEdLSU
I'd step into a broom closet so that they couldn't surround me. Then I would alternate face punches with throat chops until my arms became jelly. Kicks to the stomach after that.
I think I could fend off North of 50 before I became exhausted. Now, if I could shut the door and take a nap every so often?... All the 8 year Olds in the world!
I think I could fend off North of 50 before I became exhausted. Now, if I could shut the door and take a nap every so often?... All the 8 year Olds in the world!
Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:49 am to BigEdLSU
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my 8 year old can tap me out
I don't think many people understand 8 year old strength.
Not every kid is little Tommy or sweet Suzie.
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