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re: How many $50 bills would you eat to get the same amount in return?

Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:00 am to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:00 am to
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I could probably get a bunch down if I had some ranch to dip them in.



Drunk + dipped in ranch = I seriously think I could get anything down
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86577 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:00 am to
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I would definitely show up drunk


That's a smart play, good idea.


And no, you cannot use condiments. Addressed that up above.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:01 am to
Simple logic says half, so you leave with the whole stack: Half in your hands, half in your stomach.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:01 am to
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And no, you cannot use condiments. Addressed that up above.



Damn.

Can I wet them? Or dip them in beer? Like those hotdog eating contestants do with the buns...
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59794 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:01 am to
all of them.

collect my winnings.

puke up the ones I ate


doubled up son!
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:04 am to
Cocaine can be found on most bills so getting high in the process would be a plus. However I've never seen anyone pull out a bunch of 50's at the strip club, so I dunno
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86577 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:06 am to
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Can I wet them? Or dip them in beer?


All you have as an aid is whatever beverage you choose. Whatever you want to do with the bucket of bills and the drink in front of you is up to you.
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61837 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:08 am to
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All you have as an aid is whatever beverage you choose
What if my beverage is ranch dressing? Or Buffalo sauce
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14835 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:08 am to
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Cocaine can be found on most bills so getting high in the process would be a plus.


Isn't the powder a dietary suppressant?
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19430 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:17 am to
I set up similar scenarios IRL all the time. Dance for me peasants, dance for me!
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:20 am to
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Whenever you feel like quitting, the imaginary host of this thing will give you however much money you just ate.



Do I also get to keep the ones I actually ate, assuming I'm willing to retrieve them after I pass them?
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:23 am to
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take a bill off the top, put in your mouth, and swallow it


Doesn't say anything about ripping it into small pieces first. Could maybe mix it into a sauce and serve over rice and you'd barely notice the paper.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86577 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:25 am to
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Do I also get to keep the ones I actually ate, assuming I'm willing to retrieve them after I pass them?


I had not intended on that being in play, but I guess whatever happens when you leave the room is on you.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86577 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:26 am to
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Doesn't say anything about ripping it into small pieces first. Could maybe mix it into a sauce and serve over rice and you'd barely notice the paper.


I addressed this but I guess I need to add it to the OP. You can't just put it in a meal, that would defeat the purpose. The only thing you can do to make it easier on yourself is have a drink of your choice. That's it. And no ranch dressing is not a drink.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:31 am to
I would probably down a few, maybe 5 or 10. Not enough to do any damage and enough to get some nice pocket change. I think attempting 100+ would cause you to choke or vomit
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:36 am to
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I had not intended on that being in play, but I guess whatever happens when you leave the room is on you.



Well I'm definitely going to dig through my shite for $500...I think I could get like 10 down before becoming very ill

Balled/folded up, soaking wet bills covered in beer would not be that hard to swallow like a pill.
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 10:37 am
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86577 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:03 pm to
bump for

1)afternoon crowd
2)I'm bored as nails
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17035 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:12 pm to
I'd at least get 1,000 in me.

It's ideas like these that need to be reality tv. Who wouldn't watch something like that or want to be on the show? I know Fear Factor had people eating bugs and deer cocks, but this is less disgusting and more intriguing.
Posted by NOLALGD
Member since May 2014
2258 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:03 pm to
The human digestive system is a pretty powerful machine so I'm not sure how much I would be worried about long-term effects, but I'm sure short term would be painful.

So for me, its only worth it to sit down if I know I can put down at least 50 bills, hopefully would get at least 100 down.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86577 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:19 pm to
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So for me, its only worth it to sit down if I know I can put down at least 50 bills,


You don't think a few hours of intestinal discomfort would be worth even 3 or 4 hundred bucks?
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