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How far would you drive to NOT get laid?
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:47 pm
A girl in her early 20s lives next to me (no pics.. you don’t want them anyway). She’s dating a guy who lives 3 hours away. They alternate visiting weekends.
They’re apparently both very religious and don’t have sex. No judgment, to each their own. But this dude drives 6 hours every other weekend to just hang out and get an OTPHJ probably?
Couldn’t he just find a chick in his own city to not have sex with him?
They’re apparently both very religious and don’t have sex. No judgment, to each their own. But this dude drives 6 hours every other weekend to just hang out and get an OTPHJ probably?
Couldn’t he just find a chick in his own city to not have sex with him?
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:48 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Ask her if she soaks
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:48 pm to sweetwaterbilly
The messed up thing is she’s probably banging the guy down the street the rest of the time.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:48 pm to sweetwaterbilly
That’s a lot of driving for an over the pants handy, but if he’s getting an under the pants handy totally worth it
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:49 pm to sweetwaterbilly
From Houston to Louisiana.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:50 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Just because they are telling you, the neighbor, that they aren't having sex, does not mean they aren't having sex.
This post was edited on 9/28/21 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:50 pm to sweetwaterbilly
The only time you should have sex is when trying to procreate. So technically you can have sex like 5 times your whole life and be good.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:52 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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Couldn’t he just find a chick in his own city to not have sex with him?
Never underestimate how badly some people need the security of being "in a relationship." Trying to meet someone new involves uncertainty.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:53 pm to OldmanBeasley
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That’s a lot of driving for an over the pants handy, but if he’s getting an under the pants handy totally worth it
You’re not wrong. I’d drive pretty far for a good HJ

Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:53 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Rag used to tell the story of some loser that drove and before he even got to the State line was told he wasn't getting any and to turn around
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:54 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Not that weird. They probably have good jobs. I'm sure they'll move closer eventually.
If your a doc and have tons of clients it would be hard to ditch.
If your a doc and have tons of clients it would be hard to ditch.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 7:59 pm to adp
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Not that weird. They probably have good jobs.
She’s currently unemployed. But I guess they make it work. Different strokes and all
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:00 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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She’s currently unemployed.
Aside from the OnlyFans
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:01 pm to fr33manator

Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:03 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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Different strokes and all
But only over the pants strokes….
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:13 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Yeah I don't like girls that don't work.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:17 pm to adp
quote:...oh pls, i envy them.
Yeah I don't like girls that don't work.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:17 pm to OWLFAN86
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Rag used to tell the story of some loser that drove and before he even got to the State line was told he wasn't getting any and to turn around
That guy had really great hair.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:19 pm to jimbeam
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The only time you should have sex is when trying to procreate. So technically you can have sex like 5 times your whole life and be good.
Damn I’m already half way there
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:19 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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You’re not wrong. I’d drive pretty far for a good HJ
Meh, if i want a hand job i’ll do it myself. I aint driving more than across town if theres no bj or pussy involved.
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