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How far are you willing to go to win? Alphas only
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:17 am
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:17 am
Are you a win at all cost type person? Will you do what is necessary to make sure you come out on top?
Exp: my buddy from college put me in a choke hold the other night I reversed it and did the same thing back to him. He tapped and we sat back down to play xbox. Anyway I get up to grab a drink and he does it again, but this time he said he was gonna choke me out. I said frick that. He was on my back and I fell straight through his kitchen table with him still choking me and showing no sign of letting go. So I took the next step and went for his eye with my free hand.. I started digging in it with my pointer finger until he let go.
I don't wanna lose and hardly ever do. Do this make me an alpha?
Exp: my buddy from college put me in a choke hold the other night I reversed it and did the same thing back to him. He tapped and we sat back down to play xbox. Anyway I get up to grab a drink and he does it again, but this time he said he was gonna choke me out. I said frick that. He was on my back and I fell straight through his kitchen table with him still choking me and showing no sign of letting go. So I took the next step and went for his eye with my free hand.. I started digging in it with my pointer finger until he let go.
I don't wanna lose and hardly ever do. Do this make me an alpha?
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:19 am to johndaly
No, it makes you 16 years old.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:19 am to johndaly
Sounds like you both need to grow the frick up.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:19 am to johndaly
This is the first of many stories that lead to you realizing you have feelings for your buddy.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:19 am to johndaly
man these alters really suck these days
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:20 am to johndaly
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johndaly
You haven't won the PGA Tour since 2004
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:21 am to Salmon
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man these alters really suck these days
This one is shittier than usual, too.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:21 am to johndaly
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Do this make me an alpha?
No just trashy.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:22 am to Ace Midnight
its probably that turkey creek kid
his alters always suck
his alters always suck
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:23 am to johndaly
I have a friend who squeezed another one of my friend's balls to get out of a chokehold.
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 8:23 am
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:23 am to johndaly

Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:25 am to johndaly
No. A true Alpha doesn't have people test them, because they already know they will lose. Your buddy thinks you're a puss.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:26 am to johndaly
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Do this make me an alpha?
No, b/c
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sat back down to play xbox
real alphas don't play video games.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:26 am to johndaly
Did either of you choke each other out with your dicks after?
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:48 am to FlagLake
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No, it makes you 16 years old.
Getting in fights over video games is something I did at 16, so this is true.
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