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How do you want to die?
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:54 pm
I want to be a 100-year-old man, sitting in a rocking chair, watching an F-5 tornado bear down on my many acres of land, right before it takes me.
That is actually the best way I can think of to die. That will satisfy me.
That is actually the best way I can think of to die. That will satisfy me.
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:54 pm to FightingTigers138
Shotgun to the dick
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:55 pm to FightingTigers138
“In my own bed, at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock."
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:55 pm to FightingTigers138
In bed with 2 college age women I picked up at the quad.
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:56 pm to FightingTigers138
Don't matter I've got it in my will as of a couple weeks ago to put me down as COVID no matter what.
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:58 pm to FightingTigers138
I want to die like Nelson Rockefeller
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:59 pm to FightingTigers138
Old, in my bed, getting one last blow job from the wife.
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:01 pm to FightingTigers138
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:03 pm to FightingTigers138
I’d like to be euthanized by either cyanide or Nembutal when I’m ready to go. That will be whenever my mother passes away. I’m ready to go right now but I was forced to make a promise to stay until then. I’ve said on TD many times I’m a firm believer in voluntary euthanasia.
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:07 pm to Kafka
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I want to die like Nelson Rockefeller
I would rather die after I finished.
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:07 pm to FightingTigers138
Your way actually sounds pretty nice.
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:11 pm to Peepdip
Squirrel suiting through a giant cheese grater
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:16 pm to clownbaby
Smothered while Salma Hayek and Halle Berry take turns riding my face.
This post was edited on 6/7/20 at 6:19 pm
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:16 pm to FightingTigers138
I want to be taken alive in the rapture, preferably imminently, maybe after one more round of sex
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:17 pm to FightingTigers138
My wife said she might just kill me in my sleep. So I guess that is how I will go. Already set, now I don’t have to worry about it.
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:18 pm to moester75
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I’d like to be euthanized by either cyanide or Nembutal when I’m ready to go. That will be whenever my mother passes away. I’m ready to go right now but I was forced to make a promise to stay until then. I’ve said on TD many times I’m a firm believer in voluntary euthanasia.
Jesus Christ man. You made a thread about death get dark really fast. Seek help. Please. I’m not at all joking.
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