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How do you want to die?

Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:54 pm
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5746 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:54 pm
I want to be a 100-year-old man, sitting in a rocking chair, watching an F-5 tornado bear down on my many acres of land, right before it takes me.

That is actually the best way I can think of to die. That will satisfy me.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11217 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:54 pm to
Shotgun to the dick
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69251 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:54 pm to
peacefully
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:55 pm to
“In my own bed, at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock."
Posted by Nono
Member since Nov 2017
4820 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:55 pm to
In bed with 2 college age women I picked up at the quad.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29286 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:56 pm to
Don't matter I've got it in my will as of a couple weeks ago to put me down as COVID no matter what.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141682 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:58 pm to
I want to die like Nelson Rockefeller
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26538 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:58 pm to
Quickly
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51493 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 5:59 pm to
Old, in my bed, getting one last blow job from the wife.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4856 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:01 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 8:11 pm
Posted by moester75
Anne Arundel County, MD
Member since Oct 2018
1544 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:03 pm to
I’d like to be euthanized by either cyanide or Nembutal when I’m ready to go. That will be whenever my mother passes away. I’m ready to go right now but I was forced to make a promise to stay until then. I’ve said on TD many times I’m a firm believer in voluntary euthanasia.
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5746 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

I want to die like Nelson Rockefeller


I would rather die after I finished.
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:07 pm to
Your way actually sounds pretty nice.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:10 pm to
Posted by clownbaby
beezwacks not yours
Member since Jan 2009
962 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:11 pm to
Squirrel suiting through a giant cheese grater
Posted by EastCoastCajun
New Bedford Massachusetts
Member since Aug 2015
2043 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:16 pm to
Smothered while Salma Hayek and Halle Berry take turns riding my face.
This post was edited on 6/7/20 at 6:19 pm
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:16 pm to
I want to be taken alive in the rapture, preferably imminently, maybe after one more round of sex
Posted by TTU97NI
Celina, TX
Member since Mar 2017
1103 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:17 pm to
My wife said she might just kill me in my sleep. So I guess that is how I will go. Already set, now I don’t have to worry about it.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26538 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

I’d like to be euthanized by either cyanide or Nembutal when I’m ready to go. That will be whenever my mother passes away. I’m ready to go right now but I was forced to make a promise to stay until then. I’ve said on TD many times I’m a firm believer in voluntary euthanasia.


Jesus Christ man. You made a thread about death get dark really fast. Seek help. Please. I’m not at all joking.
Posted by 50407Tiger
Member since Oct 2019
1227 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 6:20 pm to
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