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re: How do you tell your wife you want a divorce??????

Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:12 am to
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:12 am to
Get her pregnant
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15752 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:34 am to
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Did you have a dog?


I did. Dad took my dog and left me
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:37 am to
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How do you make your wife leave once you’ve told her you wanted a divorce


You don’t. You leave and go from there. You’re the one who wants the divorce.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:14 am to
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 10:19 pm
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:31 am to
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 7:03 am to
If you have kids then you’re fricked.
If you have any assets, hide them, well.
Hire a damn good attorney.
Just serve her with divorce papers if you have no desire in making things work. Ever.
No discussion is needed.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76337 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 7:04 am to
send her a pic of you and your side piece.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 7:09 am to
I’m assuming you’ve started moving money around?
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24898 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 7:15 am to
Never seen so many upvotes on the first page with only 2 downvotes (on responses).

Bottom line is you must be getting some great advice!

with explanation point.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 7:56 am to
Does "Hookers and Blow" apply here?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:55 am to
Leave a trail of rose petals to the bedroom with the divorce papers on the bed
Posted by vol-boy
Dixie
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 9:00 am to
Sounds like she is in denial. Go ahead and file and have the papers served on her. That'll wake her up. If you decide to tell her before she is served, do it in a public place so you have witnesses in case she tries to kill you.
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
2738 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 9:39 am to
Nail her back door first, then tell her "I know this is what you are going to do to me, cause I want a divorce"
Posted by JudgeRoyBean
West of the Pecos
Member since Jun 2018
538 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 9:41 am to
Have a sheriff's deputy serve her papers.

Worked for me.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 9:44 am to
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How do you tell your wife you want a divorce??????

Do it like my ex did...Monday morning while I was at work - she took all of her shite and moved out of state.
I probably could have chased after her, but thankfully, I didn't.
Posted by Dawgirl
Member since Oct 2015
6400 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 10:24 am to
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Make her ask for one first


Very bad advice.


If she files the paperwork before you do, then she has the advantage.

In all honesty (and as a family law paralegal), if you want a divorce, and its going to be contested, file the paperwork and have her served. That is the best way to tell her. But make sure you are not at home when she is served. If it will be amicable that will be a different set of circumstances
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28502 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:57 pm to
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How do you tell your wife you want a divorce??????


Don't get stupid psycho! Go get some fricking help.

ETA: Murdering her is not considered a good way to make her leave fwiw.
This post was edited on 3/13/19 at 12:03 am
Posted by V2_Jigsaw
Member since Apr 2017
358 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 12:48 am to
Go all out... coordinated flash mob dance routine in your local malls food court
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21290 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 1:15 am to
Like this..... "I want a divorce"
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