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How do you properly align your satellite dish to get a signal?

Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:49 pm
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10661 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:49 pm
I had to remount the damn thing because of shoddy work done by the installer months ago. Been googling for the last few hours and can’t find any simple instructions on how to do this. Anyone have any pointers?
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52798 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:50 pm to
Don't mess with it yourself because you don't know what you're doing and call a professional
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:51 pm to
Call your satellite provider?
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10661 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:51 pm to
I did. They will be out in the morning so I figured I can’t frick it up anymore than it already is
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20257 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:52 pm to
I was always curious if that myself.

I have seen a technician go to a neighbors house and hook a wire remote up and the dish moved some and then he left.

Which, at that point, i laughed cause i figured they just got charged $150 for 2 minutes of work
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:52 pm to
People still have satellite dishes in 2018?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

Been googling for the last few hours and can’t find any simple instructions on how to do this.

Well, that's because you have to point your 2 foot wide dish directly at something the size of a minivan... that's over 22,000 miles away.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:53 pm to
I don't know dick about it but I found this:


dish align without meter
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:53 pm to
Tech board
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34301 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:56 pm to
just keep moving it until you can see boobs.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144680 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:56 pm to
Calm down Pectus. You are jumping off the spectrum.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39647 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:57 pm to
Satallite dishes are trashy af
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10661 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:58 pm to
THanks. I already tried to follow these instructions but I’m gonna give it another try
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74900 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:58 pm to
Have someone inside on the phone tell you when all the bars go into the 90s. Then go to next satellite. Google it, there is info out there
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:00 pm to
I did this once: Put the TV in signal strength detection mode. The wife watched that while on the phone with me and told me when I had a good signal. Once you have the good signal, just tighten the bolts back down.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63307 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:01 pm to
Every home football game, I see several folks that tailgate around me all pissed off trying to get their satellite systems to work. Leaving after the game, I always laugh when I see several dishes all smashed up in the trash....that tells me something!
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:02 pm to
It needs to point South. That's all I have for you.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15818 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:05 pm to
Get the mounting pole absolutely plumb. Not kinda or within a count hair. But dead on plumb. Set the elevation on the dish according to your zip code per satellite provider. Use compass app on your phone to set the azimuth. Once you acquire signal use your thumb to press up, down, left, and right to see which direction you need to go to peak signal.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

You are jumping off the spectrum.


Electromagnetic spectrum?!

OH MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS!
This post was edited on 3/10/18 at 4:07 pm
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36665 posts
Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:06 pm to
About 10 years ago when I had dish I had to hook up some computer speakers with a long cable so I could hear the signal audio. I'd think they have signal apps now for dish and direct, but not sure.
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